May 29
reminder to every butch: you are loved by god. you CAN fix that electricity or plumbing issue without looking anything up.
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reminder to every butch: you are loved by god. you CAN fix that electricity or plumbing issue without looking anything up.
Having a butch mechanic work on my homemade nuclear reactor but she isn’t a trained nuclear tech so she is obliterated by ionizing radiation when the reactor accidentally goes critical
every day for the past year ive been training my butch to have a pavlovian pleasure response to illness and injury. today i locked her in a padded room and have been sneaking various cures and supplements into her food, & shes livid
(submitted by shiningother)
my butch is in the bathroom and we are at her apartment and you KNOW i am hammering nails into her coffee table
making my butch test one of my prototype aircraft
okay after a little bit of trial and error i am no longer putting cigs out on my butch. it doesnt even leave a hot mark. ive just been sitting in my armchair and hurling spent vapes at her head instead.
mooring my butch until barnacles start growing on her hull
Biting pieces off my butch until his leitmotif starts playing in my theme