#composer jokes

[alicat-gotyourtongue]

Literally NO ONE asked for my genre of humor today.

[chameleon1c]

[quite-actually-a-nacho]

Me: “I’m gonna check on my fish (Amadeus)”

Parents:

“tell him to turn down the racket up there”

“tell him to turn off his electric keyboard”

“tell him I’ll take away his harpsichord”

[classicliteraturehoe]

before anyone asks, yes both songs I’ve written for my dorian gray musical so far are in dorian mode

[faunaflorist]

What would you call Bach if he played the piano with his feet?

No-hands Sebastian Bach

[bach-choy]

a typical day in my house

my dad: you're my best friend on snapchat

me: you don't have a snapchat dad

my dad: yes i do!!

me: no i would know you'd have added me by now if you did

my dad: how do you know i didn't?

me: i'd see you on my friends list if you did

my dad:

my dad:

my dad: you mean your franz liszt

[il-nero-virtuoso]

[frustratedcomposer]

A music geek's reaction to the picardy third:

It's really not that funny or clever, but it rarely fails to illicit at least a dopey grin if not a half snort chuckle. The Picardy Third is the music theorists' dirty limerick. You guys are nerds.