#compresso thirst

[transhawks]

I remember when I was thirsting over Compress way back when most people where like "him? okay, you do you be happy" and now most people are thirsting along with me it's fantastic. Loving this horny energy. Let's make a collective effort to grind that old mans hips into dust.

Us OG compressoes really liked him before we saw his face. It was the theatre kid energy and the tired adult exasperation he threw off. That he's a lying extra dramatic millennial who wants to steal from the rich while appreciating fine sushi and essentially coming off as a complete hedonist (and hypocritical in other respects) just makes him extra delightful.

I hope we get more of him outside of jail.

[dabistits]

Mr Compress is a fucking disaster and I want to keep him in my reading room where there is lots of enrichment for him and give him a fancy treat every now and then. I want to spoil him rotten.

you know how to woo him properly

[transhawks]

"I hope we get more of him outside of jail"

I'll also take that man inside a jail but yes, I agree.

Kinky. Well, he does look good in orange. Might as well make use of those suits while we can.

[transhawks]

Funny how I suddenly do not care for the story the moment compress shows up again, I'll get back into the story in a while, but now it's old man bone cracking time.

LMAO "listen horikoshi, all the amazing todohimura drama is great, Dabi has ice now, Rei's there, Endeavor just tried to commit suicide with his son - okay okay, cool cool cool, but I can't focus on all that right now, I'm horny." is the energy this is giving me.

[transhawks]

COMPRESS!!! BABYGIRL SPOTTED!

compressoes, BATTLE STATIONS!

[transhawks]

Goodbye dabigeten 😔

(At least cumpress is back)

I never shipped dabigeten but rip to everyone who did because they're like second cousins or something now.

ANYWAY - judging by my inbox, he is absolutely Cumpress.

[transhawks]

There's only one valid form of gatekeeping in the "liked it before it was cool" way and that's being a compressoe before we got the reveal of what Compress looked like. We saw that man in a mustard fucking trench coat, orange sleeved shirt, green bolo tie, and red and brown top hat and decided this colorblind "middle-aged" clown oozed sex appeal. We were right then, and we're still right now.

[transhawks]

I'm still here but I've been having pc issues since august and the machine I'm currently using is from 2001 and runs on hope and spite (also held together by actual duct tape, lol). Starting it costs me 50 minutes and it overheats after 2 hours of being on!

But rest assured, I still want to break those old man hips.

I love you anon, never leave. Also I hope....you fix your computer issue soon because 22 year old comp 😭😭😭😭