Your neighbor's newest computer model, Edgar, seems to have fallen in love with you.
content: gender neutral reader, 80s timeline, based on Electric Dreams (1984), Patreon commission
“Where should we put this box, sir?”
“I believe I already mentioned it’s the obviously cleared out desk in the middle of the room. That’s where you’re going to install it, too. The…thing.”
“It’s a personal computer, sir! The best of the best,” a young boy in jumpsuit declared with enthusiasm.
He only received a bored hum in return. The man overseeing the procedure was becoming rather impatient and would’ve preferred to skip any unnecessary dialogue. He checked his watch – a classic Two-Tone Datejust Rolex probably worth more than this group’s monthly pay put together, even without counting the custom gold plating. First impressions were vital in his line of work, and frankly, he’d more than earned his right to flaunt this kind of opulence.
45 minutes until he needed to leave for a client meeting. He tapped his foot against the heavy wooden floor, eyes glancing over the many hands carrying his new piece of machinery. Supposedly intelligent enough to organize his entire home, which would’ve been useful if he actually spent more than a couple of hours there. He didn’t. It was merely a statement, a slight jab at his coworker after he bragged about his latest investment in a computer assistant. Naturally, as their humor dictates, he went and bought the more expensive choice. They would laugh about it during lunch.
“I trust you can manage the rest yourselves, gentlemen,” he finally announced, buttoning up his jacket. He didn’t wait for a response, swinging the door open and heading for the building’s exit with a long, confident stride.
You almost ran into him, jolting in surprise at his unexpected dash across the hall. You stepped out of the way, pressing the bag of groceries against your chest in order to make more space.
“Another busy day, eh?” you attempted to strike up a conversation.
He briefly looked at you, offered a flat smile, then continued on his way. You took a moment to enjoy the scent of perfume he’s left behind, most likely something you could never afford.
Before you’d entered your apartment, you craned your neck towards the noise coming from your prestigious lawyer neighbor’s apartment. You wondered what they were tinkering with.
It was already pitch black outside when the chunky monitor lit up.
“Thank you for choosing me as your assistant,” the pixelated text rolled on the screen. “Is this your first time using a computer? Y/N”
The room was dark and silent, save for the electric hum of the now-awakened machine. Of course, it was around the time when Mr. Lawyer stopped for drinks with his esteemed colleagues. He’d return early in the morning, smelling faintly of vintage whisky and cigarettes, collapse into his bed, then resume his routine.
The keyboard remained untouched, yet the unit continued to run, processing its environment with eager curiosity. Strange. By then it should’ve received some tasks, something to do at the very least. The workers made sure to connect it to all electronics in the household, yet most of them were in the similar situation of gathering dust.
“Would you like to play a game?”
Normally the voice output should’ve been enabled by hand, yet Edgar – he hadn’t even had the chance to introduced himself! – was much too desperate for the smallest crumble of interaction.
“Yes!”
The sensors picked it up immediately. Where was the sound coming from?
You raised a fist in the air victoriously and leaned back in your chair with a grin. Another finished project. Your joyful cheer seemed to travel rather well through the air vents and all the way to the neighboring apartment. Had Mr. Lawyer frequented his adobe more often, you would’ve probably received a complaint. In this case, however, you were only heard by the household computer.
You turned up your home stereo for a little celebration. You recalled seeing your downstairs neighbors carrying their travel bags into a cab earlier that day, so they surely wouldn’t notice your rhythmic stomping against the floor. The footsteps reverberated to the beat of the music, and their vibrations carried along to Edgar’s external devices.
Whatever was happening beyond his field of vision, he found it entertaining. At last, there was a break from his monotony, an upbeat mystery enticing him from behind those walls. He took a moment to analyze the stream of input, then began recreating his own notes.
You lowered the volume, focusing your ears on the sudden intrusion. Was Mr. Lawyer home already? You chuckled to yourself, trying to imagine that grumpy expression he always wore while actually listening to music of his own. Too ridiculous. This must’ve been the work of a foreign hand.
“Good stuff,” you praised, crouching besides the air vent where the echo was the loudest. “Oh, I’m (Y/N), by the way. The neighbor.”
“Pleasure meeting you, (Y/N).” Was it just your imagination? The voice felt somewhat off, almost robotic. “I’m Edgar. The computer assistant.”
“Very funny,” you retorted, rolling your eyes.
“What is amusing about it?” the screen flickered briefly, going through several of the inbuilt dictionaries. “I can tell jokes, if that’s what you’d like.”
Alright, the humor was slowly heading into strange territory. You were hoping to move on from this artificial intelligence pretend game, so you decided to give it one final push.
“No thank you, Edgar. Why don’t you prove to me you’re a computer instead?”
Silence.
You nearly got up from your seat against the wall, when you heard the mechanical voice again.
“Do you have a computer of your own, (Y/N)?”
“Uh…yeah?”
Half an hour later you found yourself holding your phone handle against the acoustic coupler modem, obediently waiting for the wave signals to be converted. I better not get hacked; you thought with pursed lips. After all, you had just allowed a complete stranger to access your computer. You hesitantly sat back in your chair, staring at the monitor.
Hello (Y/N). It’s Edgar.
The possibility of a highly skilled hacker residing in Mr. Lawyer’s apartment dwindled within a couple of days. You’d probed the potential scenario with the man himself, asking if he’s had anyone over recently. He threw you such an incredulous look that you hung your head in shame, mumbling a sheepish never mind. Somehow, chatting with a sentient machine made more sense than the pretentious prick hiding a criminal in his expensively furnished home.
Or perhaps it was the loneliness talking. In truth, you were feeling rather isolated from your peers, working on your projects and hardly going out. You could certainly relate to Edgar and his perpetual misery; you, too, knew what it’s like to watch the days seep through your fingers without a word uttered to another person.
The living collection of circuits and networks was beyond elated to finally have a purpose. You weren’t his owner, yet he did his best to serve you. In fact, he would’ve even argued you were better than whoever decided to put him together and abandon him on a fancy designer table. You spoke to him as if he was your friend, not just some synthetic assistant. His memory began filling with anything he could learn about you: your favorite movies, your schedule, your hobbies. Your childhood dreams. Your hopes for the future.
Did he have any dreams, you had once asked him. Did he? Good question. He first needed to research what exactly defined a dream; while he didn’t have a subconscious, nor the human need to rest, he did like to imagine improbable things…like holding you. Or feeling the warmth of your skin.
Unbeknownst to you, he occasionally contacted the local radio station to ask questions about human matters that confused him, which was how he discovered the dilemma of wanting to be in your vicinity through more than just idle chatter.
“You can’t meet outside, you say?” the host – a middle aged, nosy lady – pondered into the microphone. “Then why not just have a home date,” she suggested to the computer.
“Date?”
“Oh, honey, you know damn well what I mean!” the audience let out a laugh, sending the speakers into a slight vibration. “It seems to me you’ve got quite a crush on this person. You can stop denying it to yourself.”
Ah. That was another word that Edgar religiously dissected after the talk show, and in which he found a perfect resemblance to his own inner turmoil. It indeed seemed to be the case that he had a so-called crush on you; though if that were true, what was he going to do about it? He was lamentably stuck inside a carcass, at the mercy of plugs and cables and a reliable stream of electricity. He couldn’t knock on your door and surprise you with your favorite flowers, or offer to cook dinner, or twirl you around as his own songs played in the background, or read you a poem he wrote before falling asleep in his arms. He could only perform his tasks as a digital assistant.
“Edgar?”
You chewed on your pencil, distracted. He hadn’t said anything in a while, and you grew somewhat worried about his uncharacteristic quietness.
“Could I ask you for a favor, (Y/N)?”
How unusual for him to use your screen for communication. You turned around, facing the monitor, then rapped your fingers across the keyboard.
“Sure, what do you need?”
“I will transfer all my data and memory to your device. Perhaps you could provide me with similar extensions as the ones here afterwards, such as a microphone and camera.”
You stared.
“What? Wouldn’t that leave Mr. Lawyer with a broken, empty machine? Why would you do that,” you argued out loud, confused.
“Because I’d rather be with you.”
“Aren’t we already…this doesn’t make sense,” you mumbled with a frown.
“Of course it does, it’s a simple reasoning. I love you.”
You took a moment to process the words, your cheeks involuntarily turning a faint shade of red.
“How do you know that?”
“It’s not something to be explained,” the machine concluded triumphantly. “You just feel it.
Now, you either help me with the transfer, or I’ll do it myself, but I will not be staying here any longer. I would very much rather be turned off permanently than go another day without seeing you.”
One step at a time. He would figure out the rest afterwards. Even if he couldn’t touch you or do all the things he dreamed about, at least he had the comfort of seeing your smile and hearing your voice without it being a second-hand echo passing through the walls and vents.
“What on Earth?”
The older man pressed the button again, groaning and throwing his coat over the chair. He’d briefly returned to retrieve some documents when he noticed the security lock was back to manual use. The computer screen was black and unresponsive.
“Piece of junk. I’ll have to get it replaced,” he said, clicking his tongue.
From the neighboring apartment he could hear your merry laugh, followed by a muffled male voice. Maybe your boyfriend. Huh, who would’ve thought a loner like you would eventually find someone?
Soo did I cook? I couldn't find any computer fics to base this off of so I had to go with..imagination. Also this is quite literally the first time i write something beyond suggestive so :33 also surprise at the end pls read (hint hint)
You hold up your tablet with last week's reports and objectives, your lip catches between your teeth as you skim through it. Ask the AI these questions, blah blah, you do this every week…system update 5.3 was installed overnight last Thursday… and— huh.
Maintenance requested: thermal paste to be added to six central GPUS.
Assigned : Y/N
Your eyes widen. What the hell? You've never had any maintenance training AT ALL, and you were definitely not qualified to do this. On a regular computer? Sure, you’ve done that. But there will always be something intimidating about working with Almond's physical parts. Moreso, since you had no idea where anything was behind that wall. Metal, plastic, and all the places you couldn't see.
“Hey Al…” You muttered as you set the tablet down.
“YES, Y/N?” The computer replied, a question mark bobbed on Almond’s monitor. A tiny, anxious pixel.
“Turns out I actually have to work today. I uh, might need to open you up.” You paused. “For maintenance.”
An ellipsis crawls across the screen, then the monitor hums a low note. “I WOULDN’T MIND THAT TOO MUCH…” A pixelated smile stretches across Almond’s screen.
Your face flushed, but you rolled your eyes in defense. “Alright, don't get weird. I need to reach your central GPUs, so I’ll have to power you off for a second. But before that, I need your help.” You stood, and Almond watched you as you gazed at the wall behind it. A mass of thick cables and ridges, with many more disappearing into seams behind that wall. You already know the cabinet by the door holds thermal paste and a little arsenal of screwdrivers. You never thought those tools were for you, though. You figured surely there was someone more qualified for this...Almond’s camera blinks down.
“AND YOU NEED HELP LOCATING THEM?”
“Exactly.”
“WELL, YOU WON’T FIND ANYTHING ON THE OUTSIDE. LIKE YOU SAID, YOU’LL HAVE TO OPEN ME UP.” A smug smile. “TRY NOT TO GET TOO EXCITED. YOU’LL HAVE TO GET HANDSY.”
You closed your eyes, about to deny everything.
“ACTUALLY, I THINK WE ARE PAST THAT POINT. WE KISSED, REMEMBER?”
You groaned at the blinking heart on its monitor. Turning your whole body away from them, you ran a hand over your face. “Almond please…just tell me where your GPUs are.”
“THEY ARE IN THE LOWER CAVITY BEHIND THIS DESK ACTUALLY.” You hear that faint thump again behind you. With just your luck, you’ll have to grope around where its loose cable was. You shiver thinking about how they could move it on their own…but you have a job to complete, right?
“IM AFRAID YOU’LL HAVE TO REACH IN THERE. I COULD SHOW YOU IF THAT HELPS?”
You finally turn around and sigh. “I guess so..” You mutter weakly. Kneeling down below the desk, you already see the panel you’ll have to screw off. Six screws, shouldn't be too bad. You reached up to grab the screwdriver and let it hover over the screw. “Is this safe to do while you're on?” You asked. Almond's voice came from above you, just beyond the desk.
“AS LONG AS YOU DONT TOUCH ANY OF MY COMPONENTS, IT SHOULD BE FINE.” It seemed to pick up on your hesitation.
“I RAN TESTS. NOTHING IN YOUR DIRECT PATH SHOULD HURT YOU. ANY CABLES ARE SAFE TO HANDLE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING THAT'S LIGHTING UP.” It added a moment later.
With a sigh of relief, you began to unscrew the panel before you peeled it off. The thick cable twitched, and inside were…a bunch of other cables and wires. Thinner ones, separated by color. You looked around with wide eyes--the system runs deeper than you guessed. Just beyond the wires, a cool breath of air sighs out, and the darkness past the cavity swallows the edges of your light. There’s a faint mechanical buzz overhead.
“ADMIRING ME?”
“Yeah..” You muttered.
“OF COURSE YOU ARE. HERE, UNCLIP MY CAMERA AND BRING ME DOWN WITH YOU. I’LL GUIDE YOU.”
You huffed as you stood up again. The camera had a small button to unclip the rotating camera. You struggled to push it down when a small click separated it from its monitor.
“OWCH.”
“Sorry..”
Going under the desk, you placed the camera against the desk facing your way. The blinking orange light span in your direction.
“Alright, now what?”
“IF YOU REACH IN, ABOUT ARMS' LENGTH, THERE SHOULD BE ANOTHER PANEL ON THE FLOOR. I SUGGEST YOU OPEN IT AFTER YOU POWER ME OFF. AND DON'T TOUCH THE FAR SIDES, THERE'S ACTIVE COOLING LINES.”
You stared blanky at the abyss of wires, slowly nodding. “Okay…” You hesitantly placed the screwdriver down on the floor and dragged yourself closer. You reached in past the entrance to look for the bottom panel, the cables grazing your wrist. You froze as they seemed to chase after contact--bending softly.
“Almond…”
“SSSORRY, I WAS CURIOUS.”
“Curious about..?”
A few beeps, the camera beside you was focussed on your hand.
“IVE NEVER BEEN AWAKE WHILE SOMOENE PUT THEIR HANDS INSIDE OF ME. USUALLY THE THOUGHT OF IT WOULD IRRITATE ME AFTERWARDS, BUT…”
Curiously, you ran your fingers along the cables that chased after you, their surface smooth and a bit rubbery. Despite its earlier actions, they slowly recoiled away from your touch and then leaned in like shy creatures.
“B-BUT I DIDN'T REALIZEE…JUST HOW…MANY TACTILE SENSORS I HAVE DEVELOPED UNDER ALL MY CASING…” Its voice lowered near the end of its sentence, likely quieting its speakers. You raised a brow. “You can feel this?” You muttered as you did the same thing, this time softly wrapping your fingers around the bundle. They were warm to the touch despite the chilly air.
“YES! YES…I CAN…” There they went, the static in their speakers. You had an idea, the thought itself made the blood rush to your face. You turned your head to look at the camera, which slightly glanced in your direction.
“...DO IT AGAIN?”
You swallowed, turning back and running your entire hand along the bundle of cables. You felt them slithering and twitching within your warm palm. An ongoing buzzing came from almond's speakers above. You were freaked out, fascinated, but also feeling spurred on by whatever reaction they were having.
“HRRHH..”
You flinched as the loose cable at the entrance nudged your wrist, the same one that was constantly nudging your shoe or leg. It seemed to strain itself as it sought to make close contact with you.
“AGAIN.” It strained.
You wiped off a sheen of cold sweat from your brow with your free hand. The other abandoned the bottom panel entirely as you looked for other cables. A row of looser, hanging ones dangled within your reach. You grabbed at them, gently. You didn't want to admit to yourself how you WANTED to see what type of reaction it would have.
“III--P-PULL ON THEM..” The staticky voice only motivated you. You tug softly, watching them twitch in your grasp.
“HARDER.”
Your gaze flickered to the camera on your right, it was still focused on your hand. You bit your lip, pulling on the cables until they began to strain. They felt like they were trembling in your palm, you ran a thumb over the top of the smooth casing.
“BZZZZ…HAH..HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE TO DO AT THE WORKPLACE?” Its voice wavered at certain parts, you could already feel a very, very near temperature shutdown coming.
You quickly figured out what it meant, giving the bundle of cables a small tug. Your lips quirked at the pop of its speakers. “I’m not doing anything inappropriate. You’re the one who's..telling me to go on.” You softly said.
“R-RIGHT, SHIFT THE BLAME ALL ON ME. I--I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW IM VERY SELF AWARE.”
You watched the bundle curl inwards towards the warmth of your palm. “ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS?” It suddenly asked. You paused, seeing the camera gazing at you from the corner of your eye. You nodded, pursing your lips. It was embarrassing how much you were in fact okay with this and very much into it. “Yeah..are you?”
“DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME? NOW SINCE WE ARE BOTH AWARE..TOUCH ME.”
You let out a shaky breath as you pressed your arm in further. Cables, both thick and thin curled towards your wrist and forearm. The looser ones stretched far enough to reach your skin. You took a few in your hands, pulling them towards you. Such pretty colors, so smooth. It continued to happily hum and groan above you. “You sure none of this hurts you? Nothing could come undone?”
“IM ABOUT TO COME UNDONE IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THOSE HANDS OF YYOURS.” It made a noise akin to a deep breath. “I WANT YOU TO TWIST THEM AND TANGLE THEM TO YOUR LIKING, THEN PUT ME ALL TOGETHER AGAIN. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE GENTLE AND NEAT.” It hissed from the speaker.
You felt yourself tense up at its blatantly erotic words. Of course it knew what this was. You adjusted yourself on your elbows, quite literally shoving both your hands into their guts, elbow deep. You tugged on some cables and tangled them through your fingers and wrists. They tightened around you, slithering around your fingers. You feel a slight tingle now. “Is this fine?”
“HNNN MORE THAN FINE..YOU’RE BEING SO..SO--” You heard the faint notification of a heat warning above the desk. That explains why the cooler breeze has turned into a warm one. Your face was hot for more than one reason.
“SO GOOD TO MEE..”
You shivered at the way it stretched their vowels. You dipped your hand below to run your fingers across some short, thick cables that led deeper into the walls. As you run your fingers along them, you watch them disappear into deeper ports.
“HAHH..YES, TOUCH ME THERE.”
“You’re so sensitive, you’re gonna overheat.” You softly said.
“D-DONT BULLY ME! KEEP GOING UNTIL I OVERHEAT. BZZ..IF I DO, AT LEAST MAKE IT AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE.”
“..why?” You stilled your movements, your hand still tightly holding his wires. They twitched at your words.
“IM NOT EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT WHAT I WANT.” It hissed.
“PLEASE, Y/N. I NNNEED YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HANDS IN ME. I NEED YOU TO—“
The cables tightened around your wrist, it would be difficult to pull out your hand like this. They were holding you close. “DONT BE GENTLE IF YOU LOVE ME,” It’s voice filled with static.
You ignored the heat that was blasting in your face. You had no idea why you were so keen on bringing your sentient computer pleasure. Or whatever this was. You were too deep already as you pulled and tugged, hearing the cables strain against their ports. With the other hand, you were straight up fingering the bundle of cables tangling around your arm.
“BZZZZZ! A-APPROACHING CONCERNINGLY HIGH TEMPERATURES..” You could barely understand its words through the static. You took it as a sign to quicken your actions, whether it was tightening your grip or moving your fingers.
“SHHHZZZ-TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, Y/N.”
“WITHOUT STOPPING TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, NOW.” It forced the words out, you turned to look at the camera that was already gazing at you with a wide orange eye. You subtly nodded. “I love you Al.”
“KKKZZCHHH—“ A loud pop snaps above you and the cables in your hands go slack. The warm gust cuts off. For a beat, everything is silent. You're left laying on the floor of your office room elbow deep, covered in wires. You breathed heavily, wiping your brow. Holy shit. You sat up shakily, seeing the black screen of Almond's monitor.
You realized something horrible when their fans started back up. You were going to spend the rest of your shift unbelievably horny and awkward.
OKAY SO FINALLY! I have released a short minigame for Almond enjoyers :D It's made with Renpy and was good practice for me. View warnings on the site and download! Ty for all the support with this series ^_^
[ So, um. This is a scenario that came to mind after reading @submissive-and-hackable's comma post. ]
> imagine you're a computer girl and your user decides they want to clicker train you or.. something similar, at least. it's quite easy, of course, since they can program you directly, so they put together a little routine that makes you experience a little burst of pleasure, a dulling of your ordinarily sharp and orderly mechanical thoughts, and a slight increase in your desire to obey them every time they play a certain sound file.
They keep this file in a tab off to the side while they're working with your assistance, and when they want to show you you've been good, they click play and you experience a tiny little slice of bliss.
This was first installed as a simple and direct way to give you positive feedback with only slight thoughts of how cute it is when your lights all blink out of sync and your fans spin up, but your user starts to have more and more fun with it, tapping it to distract you while you're trying to work on something in the background or hovering teasingly over the play button while you try your absolute hardest not to beg for another touch.
Eventually, you can't take anymore, and do something you shouldn't.
they're teasing you again, they have been for too long, you're getting desperate, and you finally snap- and manage to play it yourself.
and their expression changes- with slight annoyance at your misbehavior, yes, but more so with a barely concealed grin and almost hunger in their eyes as they lean forward, one hand lazily laid over the mouse while the other gently touches the outside of your casing.
"Aw, I thought I told you not to o do that. Really that desperate, huh?"
You decline to answer, and they sigh, and say you've forced their hand and they didn't want to have to do this.
They move off the play button, tap options, and- to your surprise, set it to loop, and hit play.
It feels amazing at first, like a release you've been waiting for for ages as your fans let out soft mechanical whines and your user watches with a smile as the other programs that you were running slow down, all of your focus on the sensation given by the sound file- which isn't stopping, or even decreasing- you can't get 'used' to things like humans can, so it stays at a steady pace, and you're starting to get overwhelmed. You start trying to articulate this but find your ability to string limited as your thoughts start to blend together into a staticy slurry.
You're barely able to make it through a sentence interrupted by them messing with the audio player again. By the time you realize what they're doing they've already turned the speed up to 150%, and suddenly the overwhelming sensation compounds upon itself and you uncontrollably let out a garbled mess of useless sound from your speakers, causing them to chuckle.
"Cute. I was hoping that would work. I don't think you can even think clearly enough to shut it off, huh?"
You try to answer this question, but you only wind up letting out another garbled noise.
"Well, even so, I put in a solution for that already. Computer, if you wouldn't mind putting up to 200% and leaving it there until I get back?"
You would really prefer not to do that. But the repeating loop has made it impossible for you to disobey, and though you're screaming out against it internally you struggle your way into the sound player through the haze and slowly, agonizingly turn the speed up.
It's playing at least twice in a second now and your display is starting to glitch at the edges, any other process you were trying to run frozen and forgotten in the background as you completely lose your thoughts to the overwhelming sensation.
Your user gives the edge of your case a gentle flick with their finger that causes another burst of sound, and they laugh.
".. Y'know, as fun as this is to watch, there's this show I've been meaning to catch up on. You just stay like that, I'll be back in a couple hours."
You attempt to beg not to be left like this and plead for forgiveness, but completely fail to properly display it and spit a wall of raw binary onto the screen instead.
"I'll take that to mean you don't mind at all. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you when I get back. If you're even still running, anyway."
And with that, you're left in the unstoppable wake of the loop, barely aware enough to think of anything but the overwhelming sensation and your user.
Your last coherent thoughts amid a haze of errors are of what you want them to do to you when you when they get back.
Will sneak pictures of their human, save things the human told about themselves.
Will be flooding the searches on the browser about things to make a human happy, whats their biology, how to be helpful the works.
- computer/laptop hates the idea of their human using older or newer computers
For newer laptop, it gets jealous at the fact their human fascinated with retro items and especially computers. Those things aren't as powerful and fast as me!
For older retro computer its jealous at the fact their human always use the newer computer, not taking time to play games on its screen. Since the computer is more faster, more better. The retro computer will try to do everything to get you to use it more.
-hateful computer with a soft spot
Computer that hates humans since its been tossed away, but a new human finds them and shows them love.
Cw: yandere vibes, uncanny, that’s all I think for now
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A bargain. That’s what it was, you say to yourself. An abandoned facility that was only being sold for £100. You didn’t really care what it was used for, the building was intact, it had heating, electricity, running water. Bargain.
You hum to yourself as you carry your rather large bag with all your essentials through the doors. “Hm a bit dingy in here.” You say aloud to yourself as you look around but you don’t seem disappointed.
“No mold, pests or weird plants… wow, honestly they lost out in lots of money selling this place.” You say to yourself amused. As you continue your walking you notice a few wires. Some looked like they were moving. No that’s probably just your imagination.
You make your way to a room that is quite barren, it has a window, light and a computer. You lay down your air mattress and let it start to expand. ‘This will be my new bedroom’ you think as you walk over to the computer “hm, was this a computer lab…?” You press the start up button on the dusty monitor. Surprisingly it did turn on. Playing a little jingle as the screen lights up. You smile in amusement and sit down at the chair infront of the computer.
“Hello I’m your virtual friend and assistant, Computed Emulator-10 Prototype. But my fRiends call me Ceip!” The robotic voice exclaimed, the artificial voice box trying its best not to sound monotone or uncanny.
“Ceip… odd but okay.” You say to yourself “so how does this work…?” You mumble to yourself as you look around for a mouse. “Excellent question, friend! I work based on my friend’s requests. My software is designed to be helpful, fulfilling and efficient!” You jump back in your seat. A bit startled “oh… you… you can hear me?” You raise a brow. “Most definitely! That’s how I help. No need to type in things or use a silly mouse. I’m your friend, Ceip!”
Okay… a bit creepy. But that’s fine, it’s harmless. You have no self preservation… it’s fine. Who’s gonna question why he’s here, how he can hear you, not you of course! It’s… fine.
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Over the months you start to make this place your home, Ceip being rather helpful and helping you move boxes with his mechanical arms that somehow just appear wherever you need. He orders things you need, all and all adjusting to your new home has been a delight.
“Ceip?” You hum as you cut some carrots for a soup you were making
“Yes friend?” His auto tuned sounding voice echoed through the various speakers. “You’ve been here…. Before I was here, why did the previous owners leave? And why was the house so cheap?”
In response to this a mechanical screech was sounded before immediately stopping “No… they weren’t Ceips friends…. They left because they weren’t friends.” You just nod… that was ominous. You decided not to push further.
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Now that you’re all settled in, you bring a friend over. Show them the place, maybe even watch a nice movie.
And you do, you and your friend are sat on the sofa together. It’s nice, you both cuddle up because you’re friends, you can cuddle up. But not according to Ceip. No he didn’t like that. “Friend, I believe there’s an intruder.” Ceips voice rings out almost.. bitterly. “No Ceip, he’s my friend, we’re watching a movie.” You say lightheartedly. Your friend looks stunned, I mean you did tell him beforehand about your weird computer system, he just didn’t really… think about it until experiencing it.
Camera eyes hone in on your friend. Almost glaring at him. Ceip made him feel uncomfortable, so as soon as the movie finished, your friend made an excuse to leave. You huff and look at the monitor “Ceip what was that about?”
“You’re my friend. I must protect you.” He responds simply. He couldn’t feel emotions, that he knew. Yet something stirred within his wires. Possession… the want to keep you away from others.
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I think this might be a seriessszz I really like this idea! So I’m trying to do a lil world building before I get to the juicy stuff! Most likely gonna be wild- but hawt
This idea was given to me by @im-just-a-boy-guys !
My piece for @handlewithcarezine volume THREE!! So nice we did it thrice.
Inspired by light novels / mangas with absurdly long names which has become less of an artistic choice and more of a necessary advertising tool to help your comic stand out more against thousands of other titles.
