You know what would work a lot better to get parties and groups funds for their organising costs, than hawking newspapers and generally acting like useless Trots?
If a communist party somewhere made perfectly snuggle shaped plush dolls of Stalin. All the Bolsheviks, really, but specifically, socialist revolutionaries that your average commie really wants a hug from. That group would make a *killing* selling those plushies. If nothing else, I know a lot of the unhinged RPF shippers on this website either really want to see Lenin and Stalin cuddling, or want hugs from one or both of those two. And this website's users definitely buy the weirdest plushies.
I mean, I don't need one, I have the world's most sectarian and argumentative stuffed panda ("no hugs for revisionists! are you a Maoist, or are you wrong?"), and he gives the best snuggles there are (and he's a jealous little bastard who gets mad when I hug anyone else), but it'd be funny. ("comrade cuddles" tag for pics of himbs, btw)
