What My Convention Is Telling Me (What My Cutie mark Is Telling me parody)
In spirit for Kumoricon in less than a few weeks, I made a parody for con-goers.
Enjoy.
[Con staff]
These cosplayers don't listen, no, not one little bit
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits
It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my con duty, and it's what my staff position is telling me
[Guest asked to attend and have a panel]
[awkward chuckle from guest]
I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face
But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace
[awkward laughter from crowd]
I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see
It's just my panel made for thee, and it's what the convention has asked me
I'd really like a photo shoot, but so much stress to get a spot
No matter what I try, I cannot FIX THIS BUSTED COSPLAY PROP!
I've got so many photo shoots, it's not much fun for me
I guess I am not that kawaii, 'cause they just picked someone cuter over me
[Last minute costume maker]
Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a costume
I know it doesn't look like much, I know others will assume
Could y'all give me a hand here, to maybe fix this mess?
My cosplay is not pretty, but it's what my last minute is going to be
I'm in love with cosplay patterns, but the others have concerns
For I just gave them disappointment over top of their harsh words
I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see
And it's what my convention badge
It's what my convention badge
Yes, it's what my convention badge is telling me!