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Conan: Okay, I’ve covered my entire body in feathers, top to bottom. Let’s see if you’re correct — Out the window I go! (Glass Shatter SFX) (Conan screams as he falls to his demise)

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Conan: No! - No, shhhhh!! (Whispering) I only just escaped from Harold! You’re gonna make him- (Chainsaw SFX) Conan: …Oh god…

For context, in the previous question, Conan called “Hide-the-Pain Harold” out for faking the fire seen in the This is Fine meme, and “Harold” didn’t take that sitting down, so he tried to slime Conan out, thankfully, Conan got away.

I say “Harold” in quotes because that’s an error; Hide-the-Pain Harold is actually THIS guy;

The dog in the This is Fine meme is actually named “Question Hound”, and he’s from the Webcomic “Gunshow”.

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Sam: No that’s literally a dish meat with meat & veggie between two slices of bread. Torta in Spanish refers to sandwich; someone didn’t stay awake during Spanish or… lunch in high school. Conan: (Chewing his sandwich) Or doesn’t happen to be American!

I love that Conan decided to stay with Sam in the booth while eating his sandwich. Imagining him sitting on a beanbag in the booth. I really need them to hang out more often this is really cute.

Also, that Sous-vide Kobe Snow Beef Fusion Sandwich with Shanklish, Oca Du Pérou layered with Chayote Ribbons, A Drizzle of fermented Tamarillo and Pink Peppercorn Aioli & crisped Pandan-Lacquered Lotus Root Chips on Charcoal-Infused Toasted Black Brioche has to be pretty big (or Conan has to be pretty small) if it takes him 4 questions to eat that sandwich. (unless he also has a beverage with him and he takes breaks from eating to sip)

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Conan: This one’s for the Wall of Losers! Say “cheese”! (Phone Camera Shutter SFX)

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Conan: Ok, careful now, here come your nails... (Realization) I-I mean... screws...

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Conan: Germany… started… (ashamed) two of them… (Correct Letter Buzzed In) Conan: (Feeling more ashamed) Yea, we… kinda… suck. :(

And he was so happy to be talking about his nationality in this episode

Poor guy

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Conan: (Eating a “fluffy cake with molten bismuth frosting”) mm.. and- mm.. it does taste a little metal-y, but… (swallows?) I think there’s also a subtle touch of citrus and… a delightful note of- OH MY GOD I THINK I’M ABOUT TO HAVE A SEIZURE-! (Suffering noises)

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Conan: 12 Turkeys. Sounds like the average Thanksgiving dinner at Tyler’s… (Intercom beeps on) Tyler: Ahh. fat joke. Wonderful. Truly the pinnacle of humor. Conan: Relax, you’re built like a tank; your entire family is! I mean you need, all the protein or something. Tyler: Yeah, of course ya do…