"Uncle Ric, did you /know/ older girls bleed out of their bums monthly? Because it sounds bogus to me and I refuse to accept!" -Nicole
"Oh, um… It’s a little bit more complicated than… well it’s because… has anyone told you where babies come fr… Weren’t we gonna get a kitten? So Einstein can have a friend?
You know who’s really good at this? I mean, obviously anyone but me is good at this, but you should talk to your aunt Cass.”












