#conepost

[landmineblogging]

women need to be more horizontal

[trevorstuff]

conepost collection vol.1

i like cone

[conidiophore]

I have minor beef with micro fetishists with a preference for the <1 inch range purely because I'm more of an Action Figure Sized Tiny enjoyer and I prefer my sexual fantasies to not involve fighting a fruit fly for survival or getting stuck in between cells or whatever it is that gets people going there. I feel like there's just so much that can be compelling with regards to power dynamics and hypothetical living situations when someone is small enough to be easily moved around/handled but big enough to be easily examined and interacted with. Pocket sized but big enough to not become invisible if you dropped them on a carpet.

[landmineblogging]

me: maybe things will be ok :) the 200 ton A3 2747 Coronach Steam Locomotive that's about to derail into my apartment complex at 43 MPH because someone left a BIG banana peel on the tracks: CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGA

[landmineblogging]

how is there is more lgbt representation in bikini bottom than the white house

[trevorstuff]

animated conepost

part of conepost collection vol 2

[landmineblogging]

i had a weird little dream during a 15 minute nap that i watched a youtube video called The 2025 Popular Homestuck Blogger Spectrum where someone that looked like a blend of a 30 year old andrew hussie and michael scott from the office put up a big white board with arrows pointing in either direction and started slapping urls and pfps on it with little monologues that i don't remember. all i really noticed was that a blog called "halware" was on the far end of one side and on the exact opposite was me. it had 13 views and i scrolled down in the middle of watching to a comment by, and i shit you not, "shadowthehedgehog" with a closeup pfp of shadow from SA2 and i woke up as i read the words "i'm still the coolest"

[conidiophore]

You have to stretch your micro boytoy out to their limit. It's enriching for them to be bouncing and moaning on something as big as they are.