#confection poll

[apolladay]

When eating a humanoid-shaped confection (gingerbread men, tiny teddies etc.) what order do you eat it in and why?

I eat the head first to end its suffering

I eat the legs/arms first to prolong its suffering

I eat the head first because it's more convenient

i eat the legs/arms first because it's more convenient

I think nothing of the morality of eating humanoid confections

I eat the middle first (???)

I unhinge my jaw and swallow it whole, regardless of size

I'm bald/I don't eat solid food/some other infinitely nuanced answer

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024