#confusetherude

[thislossofsleep]

confusetherude replied to your post “I want to write a stucky fic where Bucky keeps trying to get Steve to...”

There's gonna be a joke about raising the shield, yes? xD

@confusetherude ooh I hadn’t thought of that!

“Captain America underoos,” Sam repeats. “Who the hell wants Cap’s face on their crotch anyway?”

Steve can see the instant regret on Sam’s face for saying that when Bucky starts snickering.

[h50-winterinhawaii]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

For: tabris Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kono Kalakaua/Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams, Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams, Kono Kalakaua/Danny "Danno" Williams, Kono Kalakaua/Steve McGarrett Characters: Danny "Danno" Williams, Steve McGarrett, Kono Kalakaua Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff and Smut, Polyamory, Gift Fic Summary:

"What the hell are you doing?" Danny asked when he opened the front door, mouth gaped and eyes wide. He most certainly did not expect to see this when he got home.

"Hey Danno" his idiot partner said from the couch, where he was lying shirtless, with Kono sitting in a chair next to him and leaning above his bare chest.

[heyitsrosencrantz]

confusetherude replied to your post:(rips face off) i want to combine as many of these...

Pro-tip: Go stalk your recipient’s profile to see what they have more of bookmarked and/or written, and look to see what they’ve reblogged on tumblr. :D

omg man i’ve been stalking them like it’s my job but i’m still torn. also, i don’t know what their tumblr url is or i’d go straight up creep and skim that, too.

PUFFS OUT CHEEKS.

either way, i’ve gotta decide by tonight so i can get working on it, so. WISH ME LUCK.

[heyitsrosencrantz]

confusetherude:

i had a pizza guy notice my four foot high thor and loki posters, hannibal on the tv, and ended up taking to him for almost half an hour about world of warcraft among other nerdy things. you never know. xD

omg me and the pizza guys always have some kind of great conversation because i’m usually in my pjs (some kind of graphic print boxers + nerdy shirt) so yes. 

and once i was watching cap 2 when they showed up so that was a fun conversation

i love meeting people with similar interests but we all live in our caves so i usually only find them on the internet. this makes pizza delivery folks a+.

[screaming-towards-apotheosis]

wip meme: gasp :D

:D  Have a few! And oh yeah, that little gasp, the way the wolf’s body arches minutely, as if he’s fighting the urge to present - Chris knows the signs.

Another slap on that pert ass has the kid gasp, the blue eyes wide and wild. JR pulls him close with one arm around that slender waist even as he reaches for the lube he keeps in the top drawer.

The soft words startle her; she gasps and her eyes fly open. Peter Hale is standing next to her, holding out a handkerchief. She’d bet anything it was monogrammed.

He gasped into her mouth as her nails raked gently along his length; a hint of sharpness, drawing a bone-deep shudder from him. (this one is white collar, btw ;) )

[itsfiveoh]

hi there! if you have time, could you please check out h50-winterinhawaii? we're a brand new h50 fic exchange that will be opening for signups soon and are hoping to spread the word. thanks!

yeahh, i’ll check you outt!! @my followers you should check them out! :}}

[polyamorouswolfexchange]

Title: i bet my life on you  Tumblr Username: misharousing Recipient’s Tumblr Username:  confusetherude Rating: explicit Word Count: 2023 Main Ship(s): derek/scott/stiles, derek/scott, derek/stiles, scott/stiles Warnings: exhibitionist stiles, deputy derek, top derek, bottom scott, polyamory

Summary: Derek is slowly adjusting to incorporating Scott into his relationship with Stiles.

Read on AO3 here.

Created for the Polyamorous Wolf Exchange.

[screaming-towards-apotheosis]

confusetherude replied to your link “It's not Greek if your knots don't touch - Arabwel - Teen Wolf (TV)...”

omg this title i can't *dies* <3

*grin* thank you <3  what can I say i just HAD to!