my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: SCREAMS IT TO THE HIGH HEAVENS BETHANY HAWKE. For real, I love her ridiculously a lot and I kind of want to write a fic where both her and her sister go off and become Grey Wardens together or you know, FUCK EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE GAME, they’re going to go to a tropical island where they will soak up sun, murder bandits, and maybe have a threesome with Isabela.
my trash-shit fave: I don’t know what this meeeeeeeeans. Trash shit and fave do NOT go together. Does not compute. Abort. Abort. Um. Uh. I don’t know, I don’t knooooow. Anders is a loser and Fenris is a little bit of a racist for good albeit misguided reasons and Aveline is awkward cute and Varric is my bestest friend ever and I can’t even say anything bad about Isabela or Merrill. They’re all my faves. None of them are trash. I’m sorry, that stressed me out, I hate that term.my I love to hate them fave: uuuuuuuuuugh, I really don’t hate anyone though? Not at this point anyway. I mean, I’m in a rivalry with Anders, but like. Even pissing him off makes me so sad. I DON’T WANT ANYBODY TO NOT LIKE ME OKAY.my I hate to love them fave: uh. Fenris at first, because for reals, what a dick canoe mages are cool, but he grew on me a lot. And Anders likes cats! Even if he is a terrorist. And I did not expect to like Merrill at all but she is so stinking cute. my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: That templar dick. Any of them. I don’t know, I love everyone else, go away.my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: I haven’t really been in the fandom long enough to know who makes a big deal out of what, so uh. Yeah, I don’t know. my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Ehhhhhh, Varric probably. I like him! I really do! He’s my buddy and he laughs at all of my jokes and he named his fucking CROSSBOW after his EX okay, I do like him a lot. But uh, not as much as the other ones?my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: TAKES DEEP BREATH. EVERYONE/EVERYONE. Like, I want so much poly that this isn’t even funny right now, just let them all be horribly adorable weirdos who have sex together. Isabela and Hawke having sex whenever they’re kind of bored or just kind of sleeping on each other after they’ve drunk too much. Fenris and Isabela egging each other on and flirting so hard just to watch Hawke or Merrill or whoever go red until it ends up with them naked on the floor. Anders and Fenris having messy hatesex that ends in way too much blood and bruises for anybody else to be comfortable with and it’s only good if someone else is involved because Hawke/Merrill/Isabela can balance them out pretty well so they don’t destroy each other. Isabela and Merill having sweet sex where Isabela spreads her out and helps her find all the places she likes to be touched. Isabela and Anders putting some whipped cream to good use.Hawke and Anders fumbling around in back alleys because there are templars around and we’re the most recognizable apostates this side of Fereldan and surely they won’t notice us if we’re getting hot and heavy in this alley. Merrill and Hawke quietly supporting each other and lending each other strength because yes. Fenris and Hawke having this awful forever type of romance that kind of makes the rest of them roll their eyes a lot because those two alternate between fighting loudly enough to rival Anders and Fenris’ fights and having adorable schmoopy reading sessions in the library or bending each other over in the kitchen where someone will inevitably wander in and join them (after bitching about sex where the food is kept, of course). And they all know that if Isabela leaves on her ship or Anders runs and hides or Fenris disappears for awhile to hunt slavers or Hawke does STUPID THINGS IN INQUISITION THAT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT AT ALL, they’ll all find their way back to each other again. Oh wow, look at that, that got away from me. For real though, poly ships are my kryptonite and this game is hitting all those buttons. The only person that I HAVEN’T slept with yet is Anders and it kind of makes me want to stab things that I can’t go ‘yo, isabela’s gonna join us tomorrow, that cool with you merrill?’ or ‘anders, fenris is sleeping over tomorrow and so help me you two will behave yourselves this time, do you hear me’ and just. DEEP BREATH.my dirtybadwrong fave ship: Hawkecest, namely Bethany/Hawke because wow. I am not ashamed of my sibships, but this is the closest I have to a dirtybadwrong ship. Like, I don’t care if it’s male or female Hawke, I ship them so fucking hard it’s ridic. Also uh, Arishok/Hawke? A little bit? But that might be the size kink in me talking, because wow wow wow the way he sits on that throne of his makes me think of Hawke crawling into his lap and just going at it. Cough. Yeah. It’s a thing.my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Merrill and Hawke. Obviously I love my poly ships and every variation therein, but Merrill is the only one that I’m not completely crazy about. I love her character! So much, oh my god, Elizabeth was right when she called her an adorable Hufflepuff Blood Mage, but her romance with Hawke doesn’t call to me as much as the others. Like, I love their friendship but they’re more of a support/almost platonic thing than sexy times. I’d much rather think about her getting naked with Isabela.my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Um. Um. Yeah, I don’t know. I’m pretty much in the ship everything phase right now, and I still don’t know the things fandom makes a big deal about except for Hawke/Fenris.my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: …Aveline/Hawke? If that’s a thing? They’re such adorable awkward buddies I can’t imagine the sex.
