CASTOR: dad says "act our age"
POLLUX: you heard the man! Its time to rage!!
LEE + MICHAEL + KAYLA + AUSTIN + WILL: blast the bass, turn on the light!
EVERYONE: aint nobody home tonight!
POLLUX: drink, smoke, its all cool
PERCY: hey, HOW ABOUT I MAKE A POOL?? (I changed that to seem more fitting, yes)
CLARISSE: PUNCH THE WALL
SHERMAN: AND START A FIGHT!
EVERYONE: aint nobody home tonight!
CASTOR: our folk got a waterbed, come upstairs and rest your head!
CONNOR: LETS RUB EACHOTHERS BACKS WHILE WATCHING PORN ON CINEMAX!
EVERYONE: CHIRON IS GONE! It's time for big fun! We're up 'til dawn havin' some big fun
CASTOR + POLLUX: when our dad forgets to lock the liquor cabinet its BIG FUN!
PIPER: okay, okay, okay, so its salt, and then lime, and then shot!
MITCHELL: no, its salt, then shot-
DREW: you're doing it WRONG
PIPER: really? 'Cause I feel GREAT!
CLARISSE: Silena, you're lookin' good tonight
SILENA: woah... a hot girl smiled at me without a trace of mockery!!
EVERYONE: everyone's high as a kite! Aint nobody home tonight!!
TRAVIS: stoned, zoned, I should quit... hey is that weed? I want a hit!!
POLLUX: fill that joint-
CASTOR: and roll it tight!!
EVERYONE: aint nobody home tonight!
PIPER: dreams are coming true, when people laugh but not at you, Im not alone! Im nt afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid!!
EVERYONE: the cabin's ours! Its time for big fun! Lets use their showers! That sounds like big fun!
POLLUX: crack open one more case!
BECKENDORF, finding Clarisse and Silena: I think that's what they call first base..?
EVERYONE: big fun! Big fun!
JASON: that actually looks like-
EVERYONE: BIG FUN! BIG FUUUUUUUUN!
ANNABETH: way to show maturity...
EVERYONE: BIG FUN!
ANNABETH: quit it, jackass!
PERCY: yo, Luke, emergency! I just saw some monsters near camp borders
LUKE: I hate monsters! Where are you, little pricks? Im coming for you!
PERCY: hey, are you okay?
ANNABETH, sticking her middle finger out: I didnt need your help.
PERCY: aww, thanks, Annie, but I dont really need to vomit right now *giggle*
EVERYONE: the party's hot, hot, hot! Its time for big fun!
CASTOR: you need a jello shot!!
EVERYONE: we're having big fun!
DREW: Leo Valdez in the flesh...
MITCHELL: here comes the cootie squad, we should-
DREW: SHUT UP, MITCHELL!
MITCHELL: sorry, Drew..
VALENTINA: look who's with him, oh my gods!
DREW + MITCHELL + VALENTINA: dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang, dang-dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
PIPER: I cant believe you actually came!
LEO: its exciting, right? OH, I wanna say hello to Jason!
DREW + MITCHELL + VALENTINA: dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang, dang-dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
EVERYONE: the folks are gone its time for big fun! We're up 'til dawnh avin' some big fun!
KAYLA: so let the speakers blow-
AUSTIN: they'll buy another stereo!
THALIA, putting Jason in a headlock: our folks got no clue'bout all the shit their children do! Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised-
EVERYONE: It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
PERCY: whoo!