things I overheard on the bus today as pjo characters
(because today was lowk concerning)
Annabeth: I’m bleeding from my fucking vagina and if you say ‘67’ one more fucking time I won’t be the only one whose fucking bleeding.
Drew: I just fell down the stairs in front of a bunch of people while wearing a shortass skirt. It was not fun, 2/10 do not recommend.
Lee: If shit hits the fan one more fucking time we’re getting a divorce.
Malcolm: My boyfriend is a pain in my ass.
Michael: It’s not my fucking fault that you have a problematic boyfriend.
Michael: It’s also not my fucking fault he can’t understand sarcasm.
Jake: Trauma is real when your best friend threatens you with 14k word Trump x Biden smut fic.
Connor: Chiron just told me I look identical to my brother and that is the most insulting thing I have ever heard.