#conrad talks

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What's your opinion on mustaches?

No.

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So Con... has anyone caught your eye? Anyone that you may or may not like?

You will probably avoid this question but it’s worth a try

Nick.

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I’m Conrad. Just Conrad. Thanks for understanding.

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🔪

Do you offer the knife to me? Is it supposed to be a threat? Or do you want to challenge me to a duel of knives? Because then I'll accept 🔪

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Conrad. What DID you do?

I might or might have not signed up for an eternity of suffering. 

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I mean, at the end of the day, aren’t we all just simps for Conrad?

That's true. I mean, I'm just awesome, right? There's a lot to like.

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Hi conrad! I hope you're doing alright, what's your opinion on algebra?

Hi! Honestly? I'm doing not that great for different reasons. No, I'd rather not elaborate. Let me just suffer in peace. But back to your question. My opinion on algebra. I'm not exactly a fan, but I know how it works. Fun fact. Math books aren't just good for learning about numbers and stuff but they also work exceptionally well as a weapon. If someone annoys you, you can just throw the book at them. Never fails its desired effect. Highly reccomend it!