#consensusalienated

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

consensusalienated said: It looks good, I hope you feel better soon Fig 

Thank you! You’re the bestest brubber ever.

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

You would TOTALLY be a Bard. With like, a special niche instrument, like a triangle or something. With lots of ranks in Profession: Artistry

I’m not really musicially gifted, but I am good with diplomacy and lore so I guess I could make a adiquate bard!

[ashokansleeps]

You should totally tell us about your favourite scene from Band of Brothers

Oh oh oh shitHow do you even chooseOh manI uh, I love the line where Luz says flies spread disease so keep yours closed. Oh and there's this really good juxtaposition! Where they're getting ready to drop and it pans over these two soldiers and one is telling the other to tap him when the light turns green and the other is like it'll be right there in front of you! And so you're like ahh he's color blind and idk I really like stuff like that. Um, gosh, damn, um.... OH the scene where Nixon gets shot in the head and it rics of his helmet and he's all like confused over whether he's okay and tells winters to stop looking at him like that Idek all these scenes are so trivial and probably seem sporadic and dumb but for whatever reason they stuck with me

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

I just wouldn't file a report. When they ask, I'd be like," Nothing to report. Aliens happened, I handled it. Got lunch. It was nice."

You need to be on the X-Files reboot. This needs to happen.

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

Also responds to squidward, I believe. :33

What kind of sweet hell is this???

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

Meanwhile back at the Doge Farm, Doge Ross paints a lovely landscape for The Fig.

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

Be Mulder the File Guardian, Guardian of the Files!

This is terrible because I love tedious tasks like paper worker. I tried to get jobs as a secretary when I first started college.

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

Who has Evil Apples??