Constable Carter (Sid x Sullivan drabble)
Sullivan surveyed the meadow nervously. Sid’s impersonation of a police officer would probably crack this case, but Sullivan hated it. The ruse could go wrong so quickly...
If only Sid would put on his borrowed uniform more quickly. He’d made Sullivan wait outside the caravan, insisting on a big reveal. Finally, he emerged and turned slowly around. “...How’s it look? Alright?”
‘All right’ was a vast understatement. “You do look like a policeman."
“Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat.”
God damn it. “...Get in the car before I take that uniform back off you, Constable.”













