You know how some people have an inner voice, an inner child voice, if you will?
I don't. I have an inner Alfie Solomons who gets irrationally irritated by people's bullshit.
The amount of times I have to hold my inner Alfie back from going "You fuckin' WHAT?" especially at customers who serve to do nothing but waste my damned time is unreal.
My inner Alfie needs placating. xD











