#constantly whining

[isthatbloodonhisshirt]

I don’t know why my friends think I’m not funny, I think I am HILARIOUS. /delusional (What? No, I’m not procrastinating writing by being on Tumblr, how dare you?) 

@theoryofboredom (who I can STILL NEVER TAG) has the misfortune of me constantly sending her random sentences of shit I’m writing. She is very good about it. Her and Adara deserve an award for putting up with how not funny I am.

I have to admit, I love the idea of Parrish being all “YOU KNOW! I WAS NORMAL ONCE! AND THEN I CAME TO BEACON HILLS! AND NOW I’M A FUCKING DOG! I hate this family.” lol

[timelez]

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[theflanderspigeonmurderer]

so this last month i have radically cut down on my drinking, like i'm literally only drinking two nights a week (0/10 would recommend tbh) but anyway I can't stop dreaming about booze, it's driving me fucking nuts. like last night i dreamt i was throwing a party but my parents had bought a v. fancy bottle of white port that we had to drink before the other guests arrived, and I COULD NOT FIND THE SHERRY GLASSES so we could not drink it cos you can't drink port outta any old glass and it ruined my WHOLE dream and lasted for hours and wtf i was well distressed when I woke up. like idk how vivid some of your dreams are but almost all of mine are like watching a v. engaging movie but also playing a part and it can be so fucking annoying omg and ruin your whole day like why????

[myshipsdontlie]

Charlotte what part of "It's not what you think" don't you get?