#consultingperv

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

consultingperv replied to your post “I don’t remember turning it on but I noticed the light on my laptop’s...”

Creepy. One more argument in favour of putting a piece of tape across it and calling it a day

thanks for the idea! I took a piece of washi tape off my phone and voila :3

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

consultingperv replied to your post “my first time in Lush: so what are these bath bombs supposed to...”

Garlic????

https://www.lushusa.com/face/masks/cosmetic-warrior/06094.html

I shit you not xD

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

consultingperv replied to your post “push: on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i”

To me, a 2. To your Russian exams, an 11

ahahaha :’D :’D TRU >:)))) I BEAT THEM ALL

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

consultingperv replied to your post “I’m frustrated by people who just throw on a baggy grey shirt and look...”

These are probably the same people who can just throw on a tube of a maxi dress and have it magically become couture. Ugh!

in this case it was a dude but I’m painfully certain he’d make a tube of a maxi dress work for him as well 

[queenklu]

Of course Selasi rides a motorcycle. What else allows you to cut through London gridlock as you chase down the agents who stole the plans for your Showstopper

Selasi is too chill to be a spy, he knows he can solve all the world’s problems with a cake

but yes agreeeee

ps. i love that you can hear benjamina laughing in the background--now SHE could be a SPY

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

Everyone's the same but they have magic powers vs Fake dating. Go.

Hmmm... Fake dating. It’s like this; if you try to put magic somewhere it usually isn’t, the execution is absolutely ridiculous in 99% of cases :D 

Modern, non-magical AU’s for Dragon Age, for instance? YES. But the other way around? Eeh. Fake dating, tho 8-)))) I’ve read some good ones (the Gallys, I think?), so definitely that one >:) 

Thank uu :3send me two tropes and I’ll tell you which one I’d rather read

[queenklu]

So my partner and I have this theory: Selasi is actually an international spy/assassin. The way he twirls knives, the colossal amount of chill he has under pressure, his total lack of concern when he smells things burning? It's the only logical conclusion. And it makes innocent baking montages hilarious. Why are you screaming? I'm only caramelizing the soles of your feet. Technical challenge? Only to the hackers at HQ.

WHEN DID THIS EVEN ARRIVE, GODDAMN IT TUMBLR

In any case I think you’re right, this is Christopher Lee explaining the sound a man makes when he’s stabbed all over again.

[queenklu]

Re: Hoechlin's booty. What if they know how thirsty fans are? That's the only reason I can think of and it's not particularly likely.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt they don’t need to make his booty bigger to build the thirst 

also this is the dude known as ‘christian abs’ right? he would probably consider padding his booty to be a sin