#continuum cog

[t4timekeeper]

we transmitted the entirety of allrecipes.com into the brain of a cog and now it’s an okay chef. like the food is passable

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

feeding cosmos gear a cigarette

*cosmos gear stares at the cigarette it was given before pushing it.*

*continuum cog flies in and steals the cigarette from cosmos gear and eats it.*

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

And where was he before that?

I have no clue.

*they attempt to walk away from their desk but trip over Conti.*

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

Do you know where he is right now?

With aloe.

*they quickly stand up from their desk, continuum cog bumping their leg to try and get them to sit back down.*

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

Here!

*hands you a croissant*

squeak?

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

MY FUCKING PANCAKAEs- *LOUD EXLOSION CAR ALARM wilhelm SCREAM*

*continuum cog floats around the corner to see where the loud sound was.*

Squea?

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

*timekeeper was resting in silent salt's study when conti bonks the door*

@silentsalty :3

[tim3k33p3rcooki3]

This worked on Silent Salt, so let's see who else it works for!

*chucks catnip at you*

... I am not a faerie but I will take this!

SQUEAK SQUEAK!

You are not getting catnip