“oh thank you! but you don’t have to do that, i’d much rather everyone avoid physical fighting- perhaps a quiz would be more fun?”
Don't you worry Stevie, just read your textbooks, I'll make the problem go away
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“oh thank you! but you don’t have to do that, i’d much rather everyone avoid physical fighting- perhaps a quiz would be more fun?”
Don't you worry Stevie, just read your textbooks, I'll make the problem go away
“yeah, i don’t think fighting is for me. i like the gym for my personal gain, any battling i do uses my brain”
steve, you're too adorable for this bad bad world, I'll fight ollie on your behalf
“not that i don’t think i could take him- but i think my time would be much better spent practicing quadratics, don’t you? ”
steve, respectfully, I didn't take in a thing you said after showing them arms like that
but yes, fighting is quite the silly concept, though Oliver is a very competitive man, especially for his Jess
“..okay, and when you say battle- do you mean figuratively or literally? i have a quiz heads tournament coming up, i don’t really want an actual battle getting in the way of it”
ohh honey, it really depends, Oliver may just challenge you to a duel, who knows what he may do, but maybe compare schedules to see what time accommodates you both, you can try to kill each other but it's important to be respectful of each other's time
“uh may i jump in real quick just to ask, who is oliver and why does he see me as competition?”
steve, you sweet soul, I believe you've gotten yourself caught up in a battle for Jess' heart, Oliver would be her first love
Conversations with Steve #5
Conversations with Steve #5 'Okay, you are officially not helping any more''And I was before?'
Steve: What’s with my wobbly face?
Isla: My hands are shaking.
Steve: . . .
Isla: I’m sitting under a fan.
Steve: . . .
Isla: I don’t want to move. I’m sitting in a corner. It’s a good place to observe and eavesdrop.
Steve: Sigh! I don’t know what to do with you, girl.
Isla: What can you do? You’re just scribbles on a page.
Steve: Hey! I provide you with companionship, don’t I? And…
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Conversations with Steve #3
Conversations with Steve #3 'I don't even know what philosophy is!'
Had a conversation with Steve yesterday about my terrible presentation. It’s a wee bit depressing, but my mum told me the day before to channel Steve in order to get through talking in front of so many people. (more…)
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"I LIKE THE WORD CUNT"
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