#conversewithjess

[queenmusashi]

"What?!"

"I’M Jessilina. I don’t know who you think you are! How can there be two of us?! One has to be an impostor and that isn’t me! You’re probably that fiance of James!"

[thegorgeousandbrilliantjessie]

I'm the one and only Jessie and Jessilina was my idea - you're obviously you're trying to get in on my fame, but it's not going to work. Just take a look at your hair! Did you look in a mirror today? I bet you don't even know what a contest is.

[thegorgeousandbrilliantjessie]

rocketjess:

Jessie stares at her double, every claim and insult infuriating her more. “Listen you snob! I don’t know who you are, and I don’t know why you feel so entitled! I’m no hag!” Always adoring any opportunity to brag about herself, especially against this lunatic, she poses with each new statement:

 ”I’m Jessie, highly prized Team Rocket agent, actress, stylist, ex-gym leader, and world famous pokemon trainer!” She stares down her impostor. “I don’t know WHO you think you are, but you’re obviously not as beautiful and talented as me, so scram!” 

What on Earth are you talking about? How dare you try to steal my identity! Everyone knows that I'm Jessie, the fabulous and multi talented Team Rocket field agent! Look, I even have my Team Rocket membership card to prove it. So, if you really insist that you're me, then I'm sure you won't mind showing me your membership card.

[humanscratchcat]

"I’ll have ya know, Jess, that I am Meowth. Just not your Zone’s Meowth. I got turned inta a human by makin’ a wish to Jirachi." he explained.

[thegorgeousandbrilliantjessie]

You're... Meowth?

Give me a break. Do you really expect me to believe that? Although I must say, you've got a good impersonation going on there, that must have taken some practising. Anyway, I need some afternoon coffee. You're welcome to join me.