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Beautiful as always, Santana.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

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askfashionandporcelain replied to your post:askfashionandporcelain replied to your...

I know what reflective material is, thank you. It just looked like little lights!

Do I look like a damn Christmas tree?  As much as I love Gaga, I'm not abouts to fashion my wardrobe after hers.

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Are you lighting up your boobs??

It's called reflective material, oh wise one.  As queen of fabrics you should know it exists.  Besides, I'm not into wardrobes with circuitry...that's just begging for a power surge.

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Fair enough.

You know it's true.  If you say you've never drawn a dick on a bathroom stall wall then you're lying.

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And how drunk will you by the time you get here?

Somewhere on the spectrum between Olivia Newton John in Grease and Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids.  It's a toss up, really.

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askfashionandporcelain replied to your post:3:00 pm?

Wow, just waking up now, Santana? Lovely Saturday indeed.

Thanks for your input, Judge Judy.  Yes, I just woke up.  Maybe if you weren't so busy living like a grandma you'd be enjoying a long siesta too.

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askfashionandporcelain said: If it was the heat, you could have just layered up, surely?

Ain't no one got time for that.  Besides, I refuse to buy any of those hideous parkas.  Like, for real, nothing was cute this year.  And have you seen the warnings on electric blankets?  No me gusta.