My lunch break just got weird..
SING IT WITH ME!! ♪♫ He was a mild-mannered CPA. Who went to his job every day. And then one day he was demoted, then his calculator exploded. He's putting in extra hours, because he has radioactive powers.
Convoluted maaaaan. Convoluted maaaaan. Yo-go, ya-ga, ya-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
He drives a super-charged convoluted car, that can go up to mach-10. But he couldn't afford the down payment so his Uncle Morris co-signed the loan for him so now in addition to his crime-fighting activities, convoluted man has to take his Uncle Morris on errands like to the dry cleaner, to the grocery store and convoluted man really resents it because it cuts into his crime-fighting activities and every time he starts the car he can tell it makes this weird noise and he took it to the garage, but the mechanic says the warranty doesn't cover it so now Convoluted man is thinking of taking him to small claims court, But he has the power of Zantor!!!
Convoluted maaaaan. Convoluted maaaaan. Yo-go, ya-ga, ya-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
He lives in a top secret convoluted cave with a fully equipped crime lab. But, it used to be protected by zoning laws then the landlord raised the rent a hundred and three percent and now Convoluted man can't really afford to live there anymore so, if anyone knows of any affordable apartments, Convoluted man would really appreciate it and he wouldn't necessarily rule out a roommate situation though, preferably something with his own bathroom – But he has the power of Gara-ga!!!
Convoluted maaaaan. Convoluted maaaaan. Convoluted maaaaan. Yo-go, ya-ga, ya-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
Convoluted man!!!