May 14, 2024
Whoever keeps beaming visions of that elf that makes cookies in trees please stop I can’t focus on my pigeon racing career
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Whoever keeps beaming visions of that elf that makes cookies in trees please stop I can’t focus on my pigeon racing career
Today my friends and I went to a different dining hall and at this dining hall they have this job called the Cookie Elf and basically its a person who goes around handing out fresh baked chocolate chip cookies to people. Today the Cookie Elf was a really hot guy so after he gave us a cookie I told my friends we should hide our cookies because I was afraid if he saw we already had cookies he wouldn't bring us more. So when he came over to our table again he's like "Would you ladies like another cookie?" and of course we said yes so before he left he was like "By the way are those cookies under those napkins yours?" and I was like "Yeah...I was afraid you wouldn't bring me more cookies if you saw we had some so I hid them." and he laughed and said I was smart and kept bringing me cookies every time he came out. Even when I was leaving he came up to me and was like "One more for the road?" and I was like "You know me so well!" and HE WINKED AT ME!!! Basically.... we're soulmates! Expect our wedding announcement soon.