#cookinem

[lxnkyrat-blog]

Now its time to LEG IT

@cookinem

“Duck behind somethin’ ‘fore they throw it back!”

He’s...hiding in the utility shed.

[likepigsfortheslaughter]

11. A song that reminds you of your best friend

Peep into Hog’s playlist

11. A song that reminds you of your best friend

“Best friend is a tangible fuckin’ term, Jamison. Fine, I’ll play that song again.”

“At least it’s a damn good song.” 

[nbroadhog]

a soft kiss to the hogs mask from above, junkrats hanging from the rafters again. surprise smootch!

How a one legged, one armed moron manages to get himself into these sorts of places Hog will never know. The amount of times he’d fallen from such heights to land painfully with a pained grunt or scream he’s lost count. 

But he appreciates the surprise smootch.

“Get down from there.”

[localtrshboy-blog]

@cookinem

The little critter waddles right up to the rather smelly two-leg, an apple core in it’s mouth. It paws at the other’s leg, before dropping the garbage on his shoe, almost like a peace offering.

[infiltrationiisms]

cookinem replied to your post: “Swallow. And deepthroat, I can take ten easy.”

Hallers at ya girl!

They’re bff’s who compare crushes and hang out at gyms to rate the dudes there

[beinreasonable-a]

@cookinem

“Welp, looks like he ain’t listenin’ to me. Sorry fer the trouble hes puttin’ ya through.”

[araiiignee-blog]

⧗●  @cookinem  liked

                    ❝    Just    BLOW    IT    UP,       hm    ???    ❞      she    mused,       the    slightest    hint    of    amusement     playing    at    the    PRISTINE    FEATURES    of    the    sniper.      ❝    Dîtes-moi                         do    you    solve    ALL    of    your    problems    by    those    means    ???    ❞

[seethroughdragoneyes-blog]

     “くそ!” Hanzo cursed aloud as he felt the jaws of the trap clamp around his leg. How did he miss such a blatant, barely-holding-together trap set up right in the open? For the love of his ancestors he was trained to notice even the smallest change, to spot the impossible to see trap a normal human eye couldn’t catch--and he, Hanzo Shimada, was caught in this trash of a trap. Genji would have a field day if he knew of this. . .      From his tattoo two blue glowing dragons appeared, Kawa chirping on his human’s shoulder why Umi went to sniff at the trap. He had to get out as fast as possible, whoever set the trap would be back, and it would take him ages to fix the damage done to his leg.      “Piece of shit,” he grumbled under his breath.

     @cookinem​ ; starter