Excuse me Mr.Wilford,are you and ed edgar are friends? I mean somewhere in the past like in the 19 century cowboy wild west era? And i read in your wikipedia and there are information that said you were a war veteran somehow in the past, are you involved in the civil war????
“UUuuuuuuUUUUHHHHhHH.” Wilford seemed to be having a hard time processing all of the questions and accusations about him. He took out his knife for no reason.
“Ed Edgar and I arE frie-nds even if he asks me every day if I want to bUy his son AND I DON’T ED. Sorry, I didn’t meAn to get s0oo…un-civilized~.” Wilford took a deep breath and exhaled. “We only beCAme friends after I saw his loVELy comMercial one day.”
“I was not invoLVed in the civil w-ar even though I would’ve been the BEST soldier to walk the eARth.” He smiled. “Not to brAAaag or any-thing but my aim is pretty sPot on let me tell ya~” Wilford was trying to sound cool, but it’s hard to pay attention to anything else besides the knife he was waving around.