Wilford Warfstache

Don't let anyone ever tell you that you are crazy. [CLOSED]

[askthedazzlingwilford]

The Final Post

Oh boy, where do I start?

Well, it’s no surprise that I’ve been inactive for a long time...for too long. So I think it’s time to officially cancel this show. I still love Wilford with all of my heart, but I’m too busy to continue this. 

I thought after a while I’d be ready to come back but my life only got busier.

So since this is the final bow, I’d like to give my thanks.

I’d like to thank everyone who followed this blog from the beginning or even a few days ago.

You’re the reason I continued doing this blog. You helped me realize that what I’m doing isn’t stupid even if my ex-friends thought it was.

I want to thank the people who sent in the wonderful asks.

It always warmed my heart to see the nice things you sent in, even if it was a grenade (you know who you people are haha!) Wilford was especially thankful for every piece of candy that was sent in. It was like a reminder to enjoy the little things in life, and be more of a positive influence.

Lastly, I want to thank all the friends I made from this blog for being so patient with me. 

I know I’m bad at responding to people (I always forget) but you stayed around so thank you!! 

I won’t be deleting anything off of the blog. All the art and projects we created will forever remain in my mind and on here. I’ll check back on this blog if I ever need motivation or encouragement because you guys always helped with that :)

Wilford: You ramble too much editor! Here’s how it should go; 

‘Goodbye darlings~ 

Keep being the amazing people you are, because you’re helping more people than you think.

I love you all and wish you nothing but the best!

Til we meet again ♡♡’

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Your name.

“So that’s why your all- gray and stuff?” Anti asked curiously, he was still trying to grasp what Dark had just said.

“Yes.” He said quietly.

“And the pink idiot’s real name is William..?” Anti asked.

Dark answered, “Yes. But he’s only really comfortable with me calling him that.”

“Oh. Well- time to make him uncomfortable then.” He grinned. Without another word- he teleported to where Wilford was.

Wilford was sitting in his studio, on the stage looking out into the audience- which wasn’t no audience was really there.

He was twirling his gun in his hand, he wasn’t paying attention to anything- he seemed to be off in his own world.

Anti was floating right next to him when he appeared. He was glitching out from teleporting.

“Hey William, what’s up?” Anti asked Wilford with a small cheeky grin on his face.

Wilford shivered at what he had just called him. A name that he wanted to forget so badly.

“Wilford. It’s Wilford.” He glared at Anti.

“No it isn’t.” Anti chuckled.

“Yes it is, asshole. Just go away. Why are you here anyways?” Wilford got up, he was visually shaking.

“Ah why are you shakin’ buddy? Is it because I’m using your real name?” Anti smirked.

“Answer my question.” He snarled. Aiming his pistol at Anti.

Dark appeared suddenly, running through the doors from the other side of the theatre.

Anti instantly teleported away, wanting not to get in trouble- or hurt- by dark.

Dark stepped on the stage.

“William..?”

“Y-yes..?” Wilford turned his head to Dark.

Dark sighed- he needed to speak his mind if he wanted anything to happen.

“See? You answered to it. How about you answer to Anti too?” Dark stared down at his friend, who was now looking back at Dark.

“B-Because I’m not comfortable with Anti calling me that. And honestly I’m not comfortable with you calling me that either.” He looked away.

“But I love your real name William.” He smiled.

“W-well… I don’t! And I don’t like you calling me that either Damien!!” He snapped.

There was a small moment of silence there. Dark’s aurora turned fully blue for a moment, but slowly crept back to its normal shades.

“I meant- I meant Dark.” He was shaking a bit more now.

“Look, William. I’m tired of calling you that stupid name you made up for yourself. And I’m tired of hearing other people say that name. I know you want to forget the past. But we don’t have to..” Dark stared off into the audience’s seats for a moment. “We still love you.”

[askthedazzlingwilford]

Letter #119

People shouldn’t come back, but they do. Supernatural occurrences happen all the time…and no one believes me!!! It’s blasphemy!! I always trust the garbage that they spread!

The real problem is that no one is listening to me. Rude, isn’t it? So I applied for a job and of course, I got hired!! No one can resist my charm~

I was doing tiny little news articles until one day they found the perfect job for me. They said my voice was perfect for a reporter! I wholeheartedly agree!!

So now I’m a senior reporter and I have another interview tomorrow. It’s my biggest story yet! You’ll never guess what it is…

*drumroll*

I’ve got an interview with the famous Slender Man (He’s not amazing but he’s got a great story)!

So are you happy for me? I can already tell you are <3

Damien, Celine….If either of you sees this….just write back, okay? I promise I won’t be mad and I’ll apologize if I need to- Oh, I have to go! I need to rehearse and all that!

Love you both!

-Colonel Wilford Warfstache

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We are proud of you William Wilford.

[askthedazzlingwilford]

Letter #119

People shouldn’t come back, but they do. Supernatural occurrences happen all the time…and no one believes me!!! It’s blasphemy!! I always trust the garbage that they spread!

The real problem is that no one is listening to me. Rude, isn’t it? So I applied for a job and of course, I got hired!! No one can resist my charm~

I was doing tiny little news articles until one day they found the perfect job for me. They said my voice was perfect for a reporter! I wholeheartedly agree!!

So now I’m a senior reporter and I have another interview tomorrow. It’s my biggest story yet! You’ll never guess what it is…

*drumroll*

I’ve got an interview with the famous Slender Man (He’s not amazing but he’s got a great story)!

So are you happy for me? I can already tell you are <3

Damien, Celine….If either of you sees this….just write back, okay? I promise I won’t be mad and I’ll apologize if I need to- Oh, I have to go! I need to rehearse and all that!

Love you both!

-Colonel Wilford Warfstache

[askthedazzlingwilford]

How have you been, my dazzling friend!*I smile*

Wilford placed his hands on the arm of his chair as if he prepared himself to tell a story.

“You would not bELIEVe what I did over my break! It was a LOT of beauty sleep, mani-pedis, and stabbing gamEs! I played a lot of my homemade games with some willing strangers~” 

He took a break from answering and stood up. The warm LA air breezed by as he opened up a window. It smelled simultaneously of coffee and palm trees.“I can’t WAIT to see my old friENds!!”

[askthedazzlingwilford]

{To the editor, I just wanted to come by and say that this is a lovely blog and you're doing a wonderful job!}

//Oh wow, thank you! It’s hard to know if people still care about the blog but I’m glad that you like it! 

I definitely want to do more with short stories because it seems to be the only thing I’m good at haha

I won’t spam stories, nor will I spam asks. Has horrible flashbacks to when I posted a million asks a day Never again..

I do want to have events here sometime! I don’t know what kind of events but I will try to host one!

Okay enough rambling from me, you all lives to get to :p

[askthedazzlingwilford]

*gasp* You're back!! I haven't seen or heard from you in so long!! How are you?? ((Will and mun!! 🙂))

“Ah yes, I’m back and I’m better than evER! I can’t wait to answer more your buRNing question mhm!~” Wilford was practically oozing happiness that for some reason seemed contagious.

“Oh I’ve beaUtiful dear. Still am hehe!” he gave a quick wink. “And Editor has been feeling a lot better especially since she got tickets to see the AMAZING, the FABULOUS, the incredibly-handsoMe-but-not-as-much-as-me- Jackspedicey!!” 

The man in charge of the lights whispered into Wilford’s ear, “Oh it’s jacksepticeye? Ah whatevER.”

[askthedazzlingwilford]

So what were you up to during you vacation, Wilf? (And Welcome back!!! I missed seeing your blog pop up on my feed!)

“I think you’re gonna LOVE what I was up to on my vACAtion, dear~”

Wilford put down his strangely pink drink in order to finish his story. He had his legs crisscrossed on his chair and a smile on his face.

“You won’t BELIEve how amazingly fun it wAS either!”

It’s late at night so naturally, Wilford had on his pink and white unicorn onesie. The horn was a swirl of pink and white, but Wilford didn’t have his hood up to show it.

“I had soothing baths, meditation sessions, and long walks in the park!"

[rare-magpie]

Jameson as Wilford Warfstache

Art trade with @necklesspapiga ! She drew Wilford in JJ’s costume and it’s wonderful, thanks for a trade fren💕

Go check her account! Her art style is adorable💕

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A little teeny tiny art trade I did with @rare-magpie, go check it out! Her art are all amazing and she’s also a very nice person that deserves all love and care 💕

It’s Wilford switched clothes with Jameson! ✨✨

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[askthedazzlingwilford]

Hi Wilford! I’m so glad you’re back ☺️ my name is Anna, it’s so nice to meet you ☺️ (also is that discord still alive or...?👀)

“Hello Anna, dear! Thank you SO much for the warm welcome!! I’ve missED this haha!” Wilford drunk slowly from his pink teacup. It was a gift from his friend and he cherishes it.

As he tilted the cup upwards to drink from it, ‘To: Wil,‘ was written in cursive on the bottom.

“Hm, discor-d? I don’t know about any diScord, do you, Editor?” Wiford asked.

Editor fumbled with the keyboard to write a response, “That discord was created back when I didn’t know how it worked. I could make another one if people are interested?…”

[askthedazzlingwilford]

great to see you're back! I'm a new follower, so I can't wait to see what you've got in store :3

“OH BULLY! Welcome, welcome lovely follower! It’s grEAt to meet you, dear~”

The corners of Wilford’s mustache curled even more in excitement, “We surely have a LOT of fun here~ Whether it be knife ticklinG or even disCUssing stRANGe combinations of foods!”

He threw his hands in the air while holding a knife that was hidden. Over the break, Wilford had promised not to ‘tickle’ people as much. 

“So yeS, please enjoy your time here and don’t forget to purCHAse some BUBBLES while you’re at it hehe!~” 

[askthedazzlingwilford]

Do u rp? If so are u NSFW? Rules to ur blog? I’m new and I just wanna talk to the pink mustached heartbreaker himself 💖

(( Alright, alright, I think it’s time.

Yes, I rp. At first I didn’t, but I started to do it recently and I like it. Anyone can join in if they want :3! Also, can you tell me if it’s a rp bc I might mistake it for an ask.

Nsfw isn’t allowed on the blog because I’m not that kind of rp blog. I would like to stay away from that as to not make anyone uncomfortable.

I am HORRIBLE with making rules so I’ll just say this:

1. No nsfw. Swearing is okay but don’t overuse it.

2. Please don’t spam. It’s happened before and it’s annoying.

3. If Wilford kills you in an ask then uh oops you ded.

But yeah that’s all I have :) If there are any more questions then feel to ask! 

- thateditor))

[askthedazzlingwilford]

Hi Wilford! If you wouldn’t mind, what sorts of ladies and gentlemen and of course all other configurations of beings are you into? 😏😏

“Well,, I don’t have a pReference when it comes to these things. But I DEFinitely enjoy a romance that’s a little dangerOUS hehe~!” Wilford took out his gun and gave you a wink.

“I chase after people who are hard to get. Someone’s who a challenge and someone’s who…flirty ;)” He placed the gun on the table and glanced at the vase full of flowers.

He picked up one of the light pink azaleas and offered it to you, “Thank you for the LOvely question, dear~"

[askthedazzlingwilford]

My Oh My

It seems my editor is FINAlly back from their little...vaCAtion. 

Which also means so am I ;)

[askthedazzlingwilford]

I’m Baack~

Me? Coming back in the middle of the week? Oh yeah ;D

So I think this blog has been inactive for waaay too long. I miss my precious beans :3

I’m gonna post asks tomorrow when I’m less sick and less sleepy so look forward to that!

Anyway, I hope you all are doing well. We haven’t spoken to each in ages haha!

If you any questions just go ahead and send them to me!