#cooper gets asks

[exaucooper]

What’s with all the gay hockey stuff

did i miss something?

-Logs

Dude you fucking play hockey why am i getting this question—

… wait. Is this cuz everyone keeps saying im gay?

[exaucooper]

:(

Okay, favorite species of bird?

Yeah sorry, but when an evil owl tries to kill your entire friend group it leaves a bad taste in your mouth—

Anyways I love geese <3 <3

:D Geese

I luvvvvv ducks too 🦆🦆🦆🦆

quack quack

[exaucooper]

Im pretty sure i found ur alternative universe daughter....do you want her back?

Uhhhhhhhhhh

I try to avoid accidental child acquisition but if she’s technically mine, I’m not sure if I can say no?

But lemme check—

@vmaumateo she from your world???

[exaucooper]

You can have your phone back, MY DAD GAVE ME MY IPAD BACK!!!!

Also try to keep the Yk Lowkey. Can’t let them know what we are hehe :3

- @izzieirl

*slow realization*

… thats a goid point… im… havinj a dumb momentt Iz I haven’t slept in tgree days 😭

Anyways!! i never said that *cough* thasnk you for giv- how many selfies did you take!?

[exaucooper]

What's your favorite species of owl?

EWWWW

no.

<3

[exaucooper]

You’re getting executed tonight 💗💗💗

@exaumateo <3

Wowwwie, another try at killing me? Boy oh boy I can’t wait!

How are we doing this? Burnt at the stake? Electric chair? Firing squad? Walking the plank?

Will be fun to seee

>:3c

[exaucooper]

Dallas and his friends are after my ass again bro 🙏

- Only the best of the best!? 🍭🍬

What the fart Dallas??? DID ZOEY TEACH YOU NOTHING!? but, Iz(?) what did you do to get him after your ass again—

(Um. I’ll go talk to him tho…)

[exaucooper]

Whats Meteos favorite fruit cake?

…

Me! 😎