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Somehow still alive (horrayyy) ⚡️16⚡️Luka reviewed AuDHD(?) i think its bullshit but eh⚡️ // Dreamzzz Ex au Cooper rp blog for self indulgent purposes

[exaucooper]

hi hi, Izzie stole my phone so ig i’m on tumblr now, so hello 👋

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hii im Cooper and yes I shouldn’t be alive yet here I am

Might just shitpost idk yet :P

Main tag; Racer boy yaps

DNI:

My family ✌️(Other than my cousins you guys are cool)

Claudius (its on sight buddy 😡)

Grimkeepers (yeahhh, i still dont like you guys)

The cops 😬 (pls i dont want to be arrested rn)

Other villains are find to interact tbh you guys are fun

— — — // ooc under cut

(Additional note; ex au is canon divergent post season two so this Cooper doesn’t know about any of the event in season three onwards)

Hallo its me, @mythicalmagical-monkeyman and here is my self indulgent rp blog for Cooper, but specifically my ex au version of Cooper so he might be decently ooc for the canon version of Cooper (srry about that gang?), but anyways yeah. Enjoy the chaos Frijole himself!

Note: Any blog/rp or otherwise are free to interact

[greelin]

i am smart i am just also doopid💔

[greelin]

if we’re operating on the assumption that i’ve got a cat-with-nine-lives sort of situation going on then i have to have like [pause to count on fingers] five left. maybe even four

[percysfoxblog]

[loveridden1999]

[percysfoxblog]

[prettycolors]

[tohot4u]

Something just happened and no one will ever know; until they do.

[exaucooper]

Hey wdym there’s a poll option here? i can just—?

What Crime do the people think ive committed?

Arson

Trespass//B&E

2nd degree murder

Underage driving

Theft//Grand Theft Auto

Illegal use of fireworks

Destruction of public property

Battery

Illegal boarder crossing

Other

Voting ended onMay 2

[exaucooper]

lmfao

Trick question!!! Ive done all of them 😎

mateo garcia if you see this LOOK AWAY

[exaumateo]

Cooper—

HOW ABOUT WE DONT ANNOUNCE ALL OUR CRIMES TO THE PUBLIC!?!?!?

[exaucooper]

its not even all of them smh

[exaucooper]

Hey wdym there’s a poll option here? i can just—?

What Crime do the people think ive committed?

Arson

Trespass//B&E

2nd degree murder

Underage driving

Theft//Grand Theft Auto

Illegal use of fireworks

Destruction of public property

Battery

Illegal boarder crossing

Other

Voting ended onMay 2

[exaucooper]

lmfao

Trick question!!! Ive done all of them 😎

mateo garcia if you see this LOOK AWAY

[exaucooper]

Hey wdym there’s a poll option here? i can just—?

What Crime do the people think ive committed?

Arson

Trespass//B&E

2nd degree murder

Underage driving

Theft//Grand Theft Auto

Illegal use of fireworks

Destruction of public property

Battery

Illegal boarder crossing

Other

Voting ended onMay 2

[calebwittebane]

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

[exaucooper]

They catch me singin’, they hatin’ ✌️

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[exaucooper]

@exaumateo

[exaumateo]

You and your cold ass hands FUCK OFF

[omtai]

0 ant 1 ant 1 ant 2 ant 3 ant 5 ant 8 ant 13 ant 21 ant 34 ant 55 ant fibbonantcci sequence

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[exaucooper]

@exaumateo

[eroscestlavie]

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

[eroscestlavie]

????

[eroscestlavie]

Hey. What

[trash-slvt]

"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt