So I was eating lunch with my coworkers and one of the guys (Mike) just went vegan, and everyone was asking him questions about it. And this one guy said “So if you drank your wife’s breastmilk, would that be vegan?” Mike says “Yeah, cuz like we’re the same species.”
And so my brain decided to say “So you could eat human eggs, and that would be vegan?” and now no one is hungry anymore













