Jun 7, 2012
With Mittens Romniford the XVII as the Republican nominee, you may have been hearing quite a bit about this weird subculture of "Mormonism", especially from the evangelical super-believers. We here at the Peach Fuzz are going to show you that Mormon Jesus is just like regular Jesus but with less calories. He's like the Crystal Pepsi of Pepsi. Remember Crystal Pepsi? It was like Pepsi but not really because it had it's own new packaging and flavoring and if you purchased enough 12 packs you got your own planet? Ha! The 90's were fun. So, despite what Rick Warren says, Mormons are Christians too, God Dammit.
By: Peachy Keen