This fandom has gotten more milage out of that one Bucks Blood Potion under Hans’s bed than any car has on a can of gas.
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This fandom has gotten more milage out of that one Bucks Blood Potion under Hans’s bed than any car has on a can of gas.
With an unsettling screech of metal upon metal, the Human woke up.
They could see anything due to a blindfold, and as they attempted to shout for help, they quickly realized that they had a gag shoved into their mouth.
A gag that tasted like old metal. Eyes widening behind the blindfold, the Human started to gag at the obvious taste of blood.
“Ah́ ̡ah a͠h.” A Static tinged voice purred into the captive humans ear. “N̵o͞ ͠p̴uki̡n̷g.͞ ͜The̸ ga̕g ͝isn̸’͜t comíng ͘o̡f̛f,͠ àn̕d I ͜do͟n҉’̵t͢ ͘w̵ant ou͟r ̡f͞ưn̶ to ͘end̡ s̶o͞ s҉o͠o҉n i͢f you ͏suf͘foc̡a͏ţȩ ͠o̵n͏ ̷y̴ơur̨ ow͜ǹ d҉is͞gu̸st͢i̕n̵g v͞o͞m̧i͠t.”͝ The Demons voice continued, it slowly turning into a snarl at the end.
The human gagged once more as they felt their eyes flooding behind the blindfold.
“͌͗ͯ͛W̸̸̴̑̉̀͒̋h̨̢̐͐̄͌̀͡a̧̒͊̐ͨͤ͋̿͒͠t̸ͯͮͭ̐ͤ ̧͗͜d̛̎ͨͣͫ̄ͯ͟͜i̡̋͊̀͘d̓͆̈́̈̀͘͡ ̴̵͋Iͪͮ͆̕ ͊̏̅ͪ̽̀͝͏j̢ͤͨ̽͂̋̀ū̵̓̒̔ͣ́ͪͭͯs̷̨̔ͪ̚t̂̓̌ͤ̒ͣ̈́̇͜ ̵́̀̉ͨ̃̊ͦ̕͡s̡̾̅ͮͪ҉a̷̔̉̊̌̕yͩ̓̆̓ͫ̆́?̶̃̽͋ͦͤͦ̆̂͞!̈ͬͧ͢”̈͌̍̑̃ The Demon snarled before the Human let out a muffled scream as they felt something cool and sharp stick into their hand.
The Human then started to sob behind the gag and blindfold as they felt their life giving blood flood out of their hand. The Demon tsking the entire time.
“͏Look w̢ha̕t ͏you̵ ̴m͟ad̶e͜ m̀e̴ ̵d̛o.”̶ The demon scolded from the other side of the sobbing human.“҉I ̵me̸a͜n, i̕f͟ yo̕u͡ onl̴y l͞i͝ste͘n̕e̛d yo҉u mi͟gh͠t’v̨e ̵b̨e͟en ̸able͞ ͞t̵o a̡v҉o͟id t҉h͘iş po̸o̡r li͟tt͞le acci͏d̷e͟n̵t.” It sighed, it’s voice displaying its disappointment.
“St̛iĺl,͜ I͘’m͠ so҉rry.̸ ̕Do ̕y̛o̵u ͘ẃaǹt me͘ t͡o҉ ̶fix t͟hi͠s,̶ ͟Pe̕t͡?” The Demons voice asked with obvious faux concern.
The Human knew the demon wouldn’t just fix their hand, but the pain.. oh god the pain. They could still feel the coolness of the blade as the demon hadn’t pulled it out.
Still sobbing, the human tried to nod their head as much as they could. They’re still tied down on the cool slick metal table.
“I’m̕ sorry̧,͠ ͝w͝h̡at̢ d͏id y̛ou̵ ̢s̴a̡ỳ?” The demon rumbled out, the Human could hear the smirk in its voice.
Wincing and still sobbing, the Human spoke through the disgusting gag. What ever they said, it sounded a lot like a “Please.”
“̀That͢’s̨ all̴ I̧ ̵n̶e͏ed̛e̢d to̢ ͞he͏ar.͘”̷ The staticky voice of the Demon purred out before the Human felt the Demon tie something around the Humans wrist.
Then, out of no where the sound of a Torch being turned on echoed through the room.
The Humans sobs increased as they pulled on their restraints using the hand that doesn’t still have a knife stabbed in it.
“̢͂̇͗D̀̌͆ͫ͘͏i͊ͪ͆́̋̂̅͡d̈́ͧ̄ͦ̂̔͊̀̕ ̡ͥ̊́͆͐ͤͥ͟I̴̿̿̃̕͞ ͣ̍ͨ͊́̌͒s͂̽̅ͧ̚͠a̿̽ͬ̈́ͭ̎ͨ̿͜yͣ̔ͯ̏ͤ̀͏̴ ̸̅͗͆͒̽ͯ̔yͬ͘ơͤ̐͑ͯͣ͊̀̄͠u̴̾ͣ̽̾ͧ͛̆̔͢͠ ̈̄̂̈́ͦ̇c̐̄̅̉ͩ̂҉a̢ͣ̆̓ͩ̒n͑̆̿̾̌͆̉͏ ̶̂̋m̴ͨ̔ͪ́͡oͧ̎ͫ̐͝͝v̓͐e̷̾̑ͮ̿̒͗͠?̛͐ͧ̑͆͡”͒ͩͭ̊̋̂͡ The Demon asked, its voice just loud enough to be heard over the lit torch, then,
Pain. Burning, burning pain.
The sound of sizzling flesh and the smell of burnt flesh bounced around the room as the Human screamed and the Demon pressed down harder onto the burning blade, slowly chipping through the Humans wrist.
The Human went limp, passing out from shock as the Demon’s burning blade made a clunking noise against the metal table.
“I͘ ̨al̸way̷s͡ forg̷et͜ h̶o̴w ͝stra̛n̶g̶el̨y ͘t̕óugh ̵you̷r ̸boǹes͢ ̸c̀an̨ ̕b͏e.̡”̛
I'll tell you a tale.
During my whole playing of KCD 1 and then a bit into kcd 2 I was doing a UNI module literally called "Medieval heritage and love" all about Medieval literature and the way the idealised version of love has changed. Can you imagine what a fucking mindfuck it was when you're reading academic papers about Medieval pining and then turn your head to play the 15th century yaoi sim?
I can't stop imagine Hans as a teacher.
I imagine his subjects would be Physical Education and history.
Hans as a teacher who's a tyrant with his little whistle. Hans who gets in trouble with the school board cause he keeps wearing tiny shorts
Mr. Capon who makes the kids reenact epic historical battles on the football field.
Mr Capon who has a crush on the shop class teacher Henry.
Posted a new KCD2 one-shot
This time, it's Jamuel. I'm making my way through every ship in the fandom.
Go give it some love
Title: I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine | Ship: John II of Lichtenstein x Samuel of Kuttenberg | Rating: Explicit.
"'Stop scoldin’ me Kremy,' Gideon snapped, 'You ain't my daddy!' "- An out of context line from WHGPM chapter 12.
Will you guys think I'm weird if I write a little Gricko x Torbek one-shot 👀
I have a vision
What Kuttenberg side quests would you want to see as a Hansry Buddy cop scenario?
Specifically relating to the Legacy of the Forge DLC but anything in the direct vicinity of Kuttenberg proper is viable.