(I'm back with some Reginald love cause he's adorable)
Reginald: Ellie why did you go around saying that you, Henry and right met an angel?
Reginald: yesterday? But that's when I joined your rela... Oh . //////.
Reginald: I'm boreeddd... Cuddle with me...
Right: Reginald, the government is literally attacking right now.
Reginald: are they in the airship?
Reginald: then they can wait!
Henry: Reginald, you can't go around killing anyone that dares to utter a word to Me, right or Ellie.
Reginald: but they were asking for it! They were flirting!
Henry: they literally asked us how the weather was....
Reginald: same thing! >:(
Reginald: and I just- *sob* I love them so muchhh!... I wanna... Wanna get married! *Hic* and give them all the riches in the world! Sveennn... Can I get married? *Hic*
Sven, who's been dealing with this bullshit for like an hour: sir, for the last time, your. Already. Married. To. Them!
Reginald: I'm already married?! 🥺
Reginald: right, pick me up, I can't reach the cupboard.
Right: ... There's a stool right next to you-
Reginald, staring at the stool. Proceeds to stomp on the stool and breaks it: ohh nooo... The stool... It's broken. Guess you have to pick me up ☺️
Galeforce: your finished toppats! We have successfully captured your most powerful member, Right hand man! Now surrender!
Henry: oh no, hes- he's so dead isn't he...
Reginald: *proceeds to tackle Galeforce like a rabid dog and go feral on him, all while Henry and Ellie avert their eyes and cover their eyes to block Galeforce's screaming*
Reginald: I got righty back!~ ☺️ *drenched in blood*
Henry, Ellie and even right: 😅
Reginald: Ellie, why have we been cursed to be short.
Ellie: I guess so we can have two tall husbands to cuddle with.
Ellie: But we are far more skilled in certain... things.
Reginald, who is now blushing red from embarrassment: I know but the whole clan doesn't need to hear you about our skills.
Henry: Reginald, have you ever tried growing a beard?
Reginald: It's far too itchy for my face. And besides...
Reginald starts scratching Henry's goatee: ...you look better with one.