#copsiaconswindle

[madmud2730]

In other news I keep hearing shippy music and I immediately think about Swindle and Blackguard.

Send help.

[heligooddeals]

A Really, Really Bad Idea

As soon as she stepped into the renowned Maccadam's Oil House, Blackguard was regretting everything that had lead up to this point. Harassing Swindle about his sexual history, answering that idiotic suggestion to hook up with him, agreeing to the con artist's challenge for a handful of shannix. Pausing a moment to think about the situation, she realized that all of her regrets could be boiled down to Swindle and that everything was his fault, which made her feel even dumber for falling for the con artist's antics.

Maybe it was time for her to stop making unfriendly contact with him and cut the slagger off like a rusted limb.

The Gigantiar briefly scanned the bar, looking for her loathed host in the laziest way possible. When she failed to locate him Blackguard moved to far side of the bar, keeping her stride unusually short to avoid creating noise with her pedesteps, and sat at an empty table with her back to the to the door. If she could avoid seeing Swindle or being spotted him, and thus create the perfect excuse that they never saw each other and therefore could not go through with this dumb contest, then she could go home empty handed and happy.

[madmud2730]

VOX BRAWN AND COPSIACONSWINDLE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFk8oHNTWR

idek

[praxianbrawler]

copsiaconswindle replied to your post:Ol’ war wounds are acting up…. Primus, I feel old.

I’m sure ol’ Swindle has something that could take that edge off!

I'm sure ya do. 'Course, a stiff drink sometimes does the trick. So, just what is it that ol' Swindle could possibly offer me, and dare I ask what price?

[peacetaking]

copsiaconswindle is here to bask

::Greetings, my designation is Pavonine, Elite Warrior of the Decepticons. I have been doing some research, seeking a... certain kind of mecha. I've heard you are the best-of-the-best when it comes to purveying of goods. Are my sources correct?::

[heligooddeals]

☄

☄: What would your muse wish upon a star for?

For Swindle to die. (｡･｀ω´･｡/)

Assuming you could convince Blackguard to participate in such mumbo-jumbo (she doesn't believe in superstitious things), she'd wish for a home.

Yes, you read that right. A home.

Nothing fancy or expensive or elaborate. Having some tricked out place would be cool, but really she just wants somewhere stable to stay grounded out until she kills over and rusts. Preferably a place that won't be totally destroyed by a random plague or war, like her last two homes.

[aliascleverbot]

Pssst. Hey, loverboy. I got your candles for you.

I... Uh, yeah, thanks. A lot. But please don't call me that?

[therisingdarkness]

♦

Valuable.