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[jaubaius]

Lamborgini top speed: 221 miles /hour Cop Radio speed: 186,000 miles /second

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[cbialczak1971]

Median Gray: Book Review

Median Gray: Book Review

Median Gray by Bill Mesce, Jr is an NYPD story showing the real grit and the extremes officers in New York go through with a compelling voice leading you to think you are there listening to Big Sid, Ronnie, and Captain Van Dyne as they work together to clean up the city streets and the corrupt station they belong to.  

Ronnie is a rookie who has been paired up with Big Sid, a seasoned veteran…

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[bcmixx]

#MixxComedy I was on a narrow road going 25 and my driver side mirror high five with the truck Ford truck and oncoming traffic I just felt like it was no one's fault and kept on rolling but this man had to get his in... turns out he was a former cop with 25 years experience #funnystory #copstory #hefroze when I put him on the spot with the camera in his face #sofunny #reallifeasithappens (at Madisonville, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrBwGdCAzMF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gihvrd7sef2q

[dudeimjayjay]

tim gets pulled over

cop: do you know why i pulled you over?

tim: because i drive like a pu-

cop: BECAUSE YOU DRIVE LIKE A PUSSY!

tim: dad, you've done this 6 times in the past 30 minutes, can you just teach me how to ride my bike..

cop: shut up tim, i am teaching you! this is life.

[stonymayhem-blog]

Mustang troublemaker

Lol I got pulled over last night bc he said I ate a red light and almost rear-ended someone. As I’m talking to him, 2 more roll up and one of the cops was a Dom who fucks around with my girl and he walked up and said “shut your fucking face” (in Spanish). I got so fucking wet lol. He didn’t say anything to the cop who had my papers, but the cop gave me my papers back and said “have a good night and slow down”. Soooooo happy my girl’s fuckboy happened to roll up lol, sucks it wasn’t by a hot cop I could fuck 🤣

[psychogrimm]

Cop Story

Lenny: Nah i was-i was a mess when your sister broke up with me.

Louie: Yeah i never really saw you after that.

Lenny: You know, i always saw us getting married. You know? Having kids, growing old together. Instead im growing old by myself, you know like you.

Louie: …Well actually i have a–

Lenny: You know the thing like about guys like you and me. We’re being told selected out. You know like, we don’t even matter anymore. Like they are the ones with the pussies so they get to decide who has a family, who has a girlfriend, who gets to suck their little titties.

Louie: Well–

Lenny: You know the thing that pisses me off the most about someone like you is like, you know your below average. Your smart and its sexy when your up on stage but other than that you’ve got no kind of face at all and your fat. But see, me I’ve been always been attractive to women…it’s just I…it’s just i cant….i just ah……i never-i never-i never find one that i really um……sometimes it just makes me feel bad. You know sometimes i just….i feel really…bad…