#coqqer

[pickyourbones]

coqqer replied to your post: i like grapes because they pop in your teeth… just...

* they make cotton candy flavored grapes

yeah, those are actually really good! 

[pickyourbones]

coqqer replied to your post: i’ve eaten a candle before…

* i ate a bath bomb

did it fizz up in ur belly

[pickyourbones]

coqqer replied to your post: jelly is better than jam and always will be

* wrong

i’m sorry you feel that way but jelly is better than jam.

[sir-moss]

coqqer replied to your post: “Dragon steaks.”:

* i want dragon steak

ME TOO, COCKSUCKER...

[pickyourbones]

coqqer replied to your photo: oops i memed.

* gonna slap your belly

u are welcome to come n slap it

[numb-skull]

coqqer replied to your post: * i forgot a beer in the freezer and the can...

* god i wish that were me

* lotta ways to take this man

[pickyourbones]

coqqer replied to your post: puts two cups of jello in my shorts hahah look...

* slurp

gasp. carmen. are u saying you would.... eat my ass

[pickyourbones]

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