boy i die

ic fanon divergent underfell sans || 18+ || read rules before following

[youtubethumbnails]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[cruelskeleton-95]

TOO LONG HAS THE CAPITAL HAD ITS GREEDY HANDS TANGLED IN THE WEBS OF THE PEOPLE’S LIVES. NO LONGER WILL WE ALLOW THEM TO PLAY US LIKE PUPPETS, LIKE TOYS THEY CAN DISCARD WHEN THEY GROW BORED OF THEIR ABUNDANT EXCESS. TODAY IS THE DAY WE SHALL TAKE BACK OUR FREEDOM. TODAY IS THE DAY WE BITE THROUGH OUR STRINGS AND RIGHT THROUGH THEIR THROATS.

DELIVERANCE OR DUST!

[numb-skull]

* like this post if you were

[best-of-memes]

[silverhawk]

the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”

[silverhawk]

crab: ah fuck im in a bit of a conundrum, maybe if i wiggle i can-

moray eels pharyngeal jaw: no

[draeneis]

ah shit

[numb-skull]

* me: as if i ain’t ugly enough before, am i right, ladies??

* the ladies:

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[numb-skull]

@slobbyseconds #just means you're more saintlike now#y'know#holy

* fuck off

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[numb-skull]

fuzzbone replied to your photo: * ssssssssuper.

* kinda hot tbh

* oh thank god my status as a sex symbol is still intact even though my face isn’t

[numb-skull]

@orbviously #Oh dear#You should probably get that bandaged up.

* pppppphbbbbbbbbbttttttttttt

[numb-skull]

* ssssssssuper.

[sosuperawesome]

Science Meets Design Stainless Steel Vacuum Flasks and Tea Infuser, by Cognitive Surplus on Etsy

[accidieux]

@sixgunsound seems like something that might be up your alley

[cruelskeleton-95]

@numb-skull

[numb-skull]

* feels like a storm’s brewin’

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cruelskeleton-95]

@numb-skull

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry