#coren headcanons

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Y'all all have girl dad Rolan's.

Coren and him would spend a long time being really cool Aunt/Uncle.

But if all rut/heat pressing eventually resulted in something it would be a boy.

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Coren has battle music in my head.

(You need to visualize Snow White's fight entrance in Shrek 3)

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Ok, but I'm just thinking about how hot it would be to be a floaty bitch that isn't touching the ground and having someone hook their finger under your chin and drift you into a kiss

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Cal & Lia would be the type to hear Coren worked on a ship and go around teasing Rolan for being with a PIRATE.

Was Coren a real pirate? No.

Do they care? Also, no.

Would she correct them? No.

[tealfling]

Here's a thought about flustered embarrassed rolan

Maybe they're sharing a small space or he's just in his study. He doesn't notice coren behind him, perhaps just walking by. He's annoyed with something so his tails just flicks about, rather suddenly it whips against the tile floor and back up.

Rolans freezes when he hears a yelp and realizes his tail is stuck somewhere . Coren stands there frozen midstep, the spade of rolans tail hooked on a seam under corens robe.

And all rolan can think is how soft...under her robe is..

Oh yes. Bc that girl does not wear pants and the second she feels something unexpected graze between her legs they snap together faster that you can cast Thunderclap.

I don't think either of them are virgins, but I do think they're still both inexperienced enough to be comedically sexually awkward around each other.

So with his tail trapped between her legs, now she's stuck between asking "WTF?" bc obviously this was an accident, he obviously didn't intentionally do this. But she kinda likes it. Now he's getting flustered. Is he embarrassed? Should she let this go? Blow it off? Pretend it never happened? Surely this could be used against him later in some manner to tease him. OR could this be an opportunity? Maybe he likes it too? Should she try to turn this into something more? Would he want that?

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Now I can't stop laughing about the thought of arguing with rolan and just shutting him up by grabbing a handful of him. Like what is he gonna do?!

Stutter.

Factory reset the brat. Like a paper clip in a toy.

Especially, if it's the first time it happens. Then he has to battle internally about which thing he wants to focus on and continue (depending on the circumstances of the argument of course). Bc if Rolan is in an argument it's because he's very passionate and believes he's right on something.

Coren would absolutely pull that shit too. She'd also-- in an argument with Rolan--wait until his back was turned on her and then graze her hand under of the base of his tail, pretty much to the same affect.

Rolan could choose to ignore it, only emboldening Coren to escalate. As I think we've discussed before, she'd be ok with debating through a fuck. Or fucking through a debate--depending on the pov

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There's something going on here. I'm not sure what though. A wizard watching a sorcerer look at another wizard.

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Also, Coren's right arm has the lightning scars in glowy blue magic

Cw: Undercut marks of people from being struck by lightning