#corgitroll

[gothvegas]

is neirru gonna fuck the werewolf

probably

[vulpineinducedchaos]

lucy: http://37.media.tumblr.com/2d29412001c92933888c874896c8cda8/tumblr_mp34dtz1Ep1svh2x9o1_500.png allayn

allayn ==> HOW DARE

parker ==> ...they died happy

allayn ==> [poorly] RECITES AN ENTIRE ANGRY MONOLOGUE FROM ONE OF TROLL SHAKESPEAR'S WORKS

parker ==> oh god we're going to be here awhile

[vulpineinducedchaos]

casually just plops some of my favorite skype AU moments out of context in one post

conner: @H@" *SHOULD HE ABSCOND NOW OR WAIT TILL IV REALIZES SHES HALF NAKED AND ABSCOND THEN?!*

IV ==> yo she aint gon give a darn

IV's lusus ==> GIVES ALL THE DARNS

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IV: *don't mind me just bleeding all over the couch*

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Selsia: (( Oh IV you totally get used to touching ))

Selsia: (( Everywhere ))

Selsia: (( ehehehehehehhehehehehe ))

dog: omgaussie

dog: go slow

dog: U3U

IV: ((and Rj gets to deal with the full effects of that /sHOT))

Selsia: (( LAWL ))

Selsia: (( *SOMETIME IN THE FAR FUTURE* RJ ==> *To Selsia* You've created a monster. ))

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incorrigibleImbalance:  /starts spinning in her chair because screw you that will never stop being fun/

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md: >W< IM DITCHIN THIS RABBIT STAND

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DD: BC ....................

DD: UwU *picks up ss by the scruff of their clothes*

DD; B)            (hold tight everyone)

FM: :83 (lolokay)

incorrigibleimbalance: *digs her hands into his feathers, careful not to pull*

DD: B) *with a sudden rush of giant flapping wings he easily smashes through another wall*

FM: 88O !!!! (WHOOOO)

[10:52 PM] incorrigibleimbalance: FM: *sticks her head out the window* (OMIT)

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[10:15 PM] mel: =w=............ muuuuur...@w@ i woooooonder if the gruuuubby eats howlbeast....

[10:15 PM] mel: =w= *chuckles darkly*

[10:15 PM] crag: /found dhakka's room just in time to hear that/

[10:15 PM]  crag: DB

[10:15 PM]  crag: /just gonna/

[10:15 PM]  crag: /leave now/

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[9:30 PM] mel: >H@ *HAS THE FEELING SOMEONE IS DOIN THE NASTY IN HER HOSPITAL*

[9:30 PM] mel: =H= ..........................

[9:31 PM] mel: @H< *they are so fired*

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[3:39 PM] mel: @O@ *burns rubber and leaves the other cars in a cloud of smoke*

[3:40 PM] mel: @W@ *casually listening to elevator music*

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conner==> hey....wheres iv?

conner: =n=" *has the new issue of playboy magazine*

conner: =H= ...............*THE TITS WAIT FOR NO TROLL*

[12/19/12 10:17:15 PM] Aussie Lemming: FFFFFFFFFFTLAFFF

[12/19/12 10:17:42 PM] lucy: omy

[12/19/12 10:17:50 PM] HappiKatt Uwish: ouo

[12/19/12 10:17:52 PM] melly dee: Damion and crew==> VALIANT LOOK TO THE SKY AS IF SOME IMPORTANT CREED HAS BEEN UTTERED

[12/19/12 10:18:12 PM] lucy: wwhat

[12/19/12 10:18:53 PM] melly dee: @w@ sorry i have coffee and pie

[12/19/12 10:19:13 PM] Aussie Lemming: TAKE OFF YOUR HATS AND PUT IT OVER YOUR HEART GENTLEMAN

[12/19/12 10:19:59 PM] Aussie Lemming: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE BOOBS, OF THE UNITED STATES OF ALTERNIA

[12/19/12 10:20:05 PM] lucy: AMEN

[12/19/12 10:20:14 PM] Aussie Lemming: AND TO THE TITS FOR WHICH THEY PERK

[12/19/12 10:20:49 PM] Aussie Lemming: ONE NATION, UNDER BREASTS, HIGHLY GROPABLE,

[12/19/12 10:21:02 PM] melly dee: Damion and crew; *ALL HATS OFF*

[12/19/12 10:21:21 PM] melly dee: conner: QWQ *HAT OFF AND SHEDS A SINGLE MANLY TEAR*

[12/19/12 10:21:25 PM] Aussie Lemming: WITH LIBERTY AND FREE MELONS FOR ALL.

[12/19/12 10:21:30 PM] Aussie Lemming: AMEN.

((WELL I COULDN’T *NOT* INCLUDE THAT PART))

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conner: =H= *urge...................to console the december issue of Tits Ahoy*

Conner: =H=? *just.....paps the lady on the cover* ay, you got a great rack lady, but you need teh calm em.

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Conner: @M@ *GDI I CANT FAP IF I FEEL THE NEED TO PAP*

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MEL====> FEEL A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE

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crap most of these are from asylum's characters LOLWHOOPS 

AND AS A FINAL BONUS BECAUSE I COULDN'T KEEP THIS OFF THE LIST:

Selsia: (( This is just like my Spanish Soap Operas )) IV: ((except with iv being half crazy from pain and blood loss)) Selsia: (( ......... just like my Spanish Soap Operas ))

[trolldicksismoved]

you are tempting me neil

WAT

[trolldicksismoved]

hey • ll buy that pup slave fr* m y*u rustbr*

Ask this one more time, and I will kill you.

[shamelessfanciesarchives]

oh....damn shalez

He's eaten rocks and had 3 dicks in his mouth he is ready to take on the world

[shamelessfanciesarchives]

SHALEZ NO SHE HAS BLADES ON THE SIDES OF HER SHOES

HE'S HAD 3 DICKS IN HIS MOUTH HE CAN HANDLE ANYTHING

[shamelessfanciesarchives]

gisele giggling while dancing on his face

Shalez CONSUMES HER FOOT