#corn kid

[hellogayk]

Jax VS Corn kid [EPIC BATTLE]

[nnineteen84]

[phasesphrasesphotos]

It’s Corn!

Herman Miller Summer Picnic

1970

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

For me, I really like Scarecrow

“What do ya like about Scarecrow?”

IT’S SCARECROW!!! A tall spook with syringes It has the fear toxin (it has the fear toxin) I can't imagine a more terrifying thing (Woo)

[stephaniejuhnay]

Idk if corn kid has made his way to tumblr but he deserves to blow up here too

[barely-a-person]

kristen applebees was really before her time with the whole corn obsession thing

[memesonnets]

‘Tis corn, forsooth! A great and knobbled lump!

So ripe and luscious, tender yet quite firm.

How I adore each juicy golden bump,

from germ to pericarp to endosperm!

O, such an oleaginous sweet treat

befits a king! How rich it is! Indeed,

it’s the most toothsome buttered thing to eat

and will revive the faintest wretch in need

of sustenance. I prithee, good sirrah,

canst thou imagine a more beauteous thing?

The corn-adoring choir sings, “Hurrah!”

and with them that corntastic taste doth sing.

Ambrosia! Canst thou believe, somehow,

I once despised this gilded grain erenow?

[glowingghosty]

had my first supid fucking interaction on twitter

twitter brainrot means you think making a statement about your opinion without tone indicators or “imo” tacked onto the end makes people think you think you’re trying to state a fact rather than opinion