#corn?

[emoclairenovak]

What was he doing here?

[localw3irdo]

What the fuck is THIS

[thatoneshortieho]

I need yall to know that Cilan, Chili and Cress' Japanese names are Dent, Pod and CORN

CORN

C O R N

[gingerchickens]

No thoughts, Head empty.

His name is Cobb

[philipforscale]

they dont cook, they grill. like real men

[green-lanterns-c0ck]

"accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" JohnKyle

John's day is going bad. His car broke down in the middle of nowhere, Ohio, his mother is in the hospital, and if he doesn't get to his meeting with his rich and eccentric potential client on time, he won't get the job, and if he doesn't get the job, he won't have the money to pay for either her medical bills or the car repair.

There's no trains, taxis, or airports in walking distance from nowhere, Ohio, and John has not slept in about three days. All in all, his day is going bad, and he's very stressed and taking the random unlocked car with the keys in the ignition made sense in the moment, okay?

It's not like he plans on keeping it! He just needs to get to the airport and then he'll leave it behind and even put a bit of change on the seat to pay for the gas. This won't hold up in any court, but it made sense in John's head when he decided to do it, and now it's too late to back out, he's already two hours in. So all in all, John's day is going so incredibly badly it'd be hard pressed to get worse.

And that's when the guy sleeping in the footspace of the back seats wakes up.

[eroticcannibal]

You know when you take a peek in the server with all your terrible friends and ur like what the fuck is going on