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Roommate: What have our lives come to

Me: Our lives came to Cornell and our souls died

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Can someone explain to me when Cornell is above federal law and doesn't get off for 99% of Federal Holidays..? Like honestly its like they don't want us to see the light of day

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Suck my underdeveloped regressed dick

Me on a sugar high

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I'm in psych right now, and my professor is trying to figure out whether that picture is a rabbit or a duck

so imma take the opportunity to write a first post.

So everytime I leave campus with Jason we get stranded. It is not like its somewhere around the corner..its like MILES AND MILES off campus. this has happened 4 times and we've been here for 3 weeks..

ill go through them all briefly for ya'll

We went to the farmers market on a sunday. we took a bus there because we don't have cars.. anyways, we get there and we feed the ducks and we bought a peach and drank apple cider (but apparently its alcoholic..opps..). but then we went to the info desk to figure out when the next bus was coming and GUESS WHAT there wasn't one.. so this nice woman named nancy who made cheese offered to take us to campus in her Prius. So now, I can say that my first hitchhiking experience was in a Prius. words can't describe. ps, i was with Jason.

I needed to go to this museum off campus for my bio lecture. We took a bus there and this time it was even farther off campus. the ride was kinda long but Jason went with me, and we found a solid 9.5 on the bus and he ended up being in my bio class too (side note: Jason's my closest friend here and we find guys and rate them on a scale of 1- Jason ... don't ask. And after we rate them we fight to see who gets the guy, its quite exciting.) So we get dropped off in the middle of no where and go into the museum, do our thing and then we go to the bus stop to catch the bus home. It. Never. Comes. We make a sign that says we are offering Jason's body for sex in order to get a ride home, it didn't work. So then this rapist van pulls up and says its a taxi and theres a creepy old man driving.. so we get in. So now I can also check get into a rapist's van off my list~ ps, i was with Jason

We have this tradition about going to eat a different ethnicity's food every sunday. And last week was Greek food downtown (off campus) so we eat and we are leaving and this bitch of a waitress follows us out and is like "Just so you know 15% is the suggested tipping rate" Jason was about to kill her if I didn't hold him back omg.. anyways so we went to the bus stop and guess what happened? THATS RIGHT it didn't show up. so we WALKED up about 5 miles of hills to get to campus...omg i thought i was going to die. I literally crawled into my dorm room i was so tired. Poor Linda (zee roommate) thought I was dying. ps, i was with Jason

We wanted to go to Wegmans (The Jesus Christ of Super Markets) and the bus was late. So we see the bus appear on the other side of the street so we RUN. and we make it and we get on. and I'm like why is everyone getting off so early? turns out this was a bus to the AIRPORT in SYRACUSE AN HOUR AWAY. so the driver tells us to run across the busy highway to get on another bus, and we did it. ps, i was with Jason.

You'd think after this many times I'd stop leaving campus with Jason.. but it makes for an interesting story :p

theres three minutes left in class and he's talking about the cookie in his teacup.

so this is

tah tah for now

xoxo allie

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