Stu would definitely say to Billy that they aren't soulmates but Cornhole mates and Billy would try so hard to get pissed but would laugh against his will. Confirm or deny.
Confirm lmao. Cornhole mates is so fucking cursed oh my god.
"Hey- *heh*, hey Billy we arent soulmates"
Billy, (who would make vomit noises if Stu tried to call him his soul mate fr) immediately offended at the idea that Stu might not consider him his soulmate: "Wha-"
Stu, so excited about his own joke that he cuts him off: "We're *cornhole*mates!"
"I-" Billy, more relieved than he wants to be and disarmed as a result so he's half laughing. "Oh my god."
"Get it?" Stu, giggling. "Like, buttholes"
Billy, hands over his face: "yeah I get it"
Stu, laughing increasingly hard: "cause we're all up in each others buttholes-"
Billy, still laughing as he launches a pillow: "I GET IT!"