#corny valentines

[accio-bagel]

💘 Happy Valentine's Day 💌

Credit: most of these are just reworked old HP pickup lines I've heard, but Sebastian's is directly inspired by the Deathly Hallows valentine here, which made me lol:

[zapsoda]

i found a bunch of corny valentines i made last year to send to my now ex wife and fuck theyre hilarious. i am literally never going to beat my comedic genius from one year ago

[spectral-musette]

Roses are red

(Enchanted ones too)

I’ll stop the world

And melt with you

(I am extremely ready to ship Lumiere/Plumette)

[babypizzawonderland]

Yeah baby ;p

[accio-bagel]

💝🌹Happy Valentine's Day! 💌💘

I was sending these out in individual asks, but Tumblr stopped letting me and I don't want to get a weird shadowban or accidentally miss anyone, so I'm wishing a happy Valentine's Day to all my beloved mutuals and followers and everyone in the HogLeg community!

[kerry-on-my-wayward-son]

Hella cute, Hella fine. Be my hella Valentine.

[bollywood-ishq]

[bollywood-ishq]