[zapsoda]

arthur smile compilation

[foreveriallyzombified]

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

[foreveriallyzombified]

Neopets ass problem

[elisecairo]

[rosslynpaladin]

Cats Copy. Hence the phrase copy cat. And this cat is clearly fond of this dog as a family member, and just now realized by observing:

"OH WAIT Human is making biscuits on this dog brother and it HELPS with his pain??? Hey I can do that!! I can do that too! Look! Biscuits!!"

[hollyevolving]

Veterinarian at the next follow up: "Dog is looking really good! But I'm concerned - with this kind of progress, it looks like Dog is getting HOURS of massage every day. If you work yourself into a repetitive motion injury, you won't be able to keep up with Dog's home physical therapy, and, you know, you'll be hurt, too."

Human: "I give Dog a massage for about 30 minutes a day. The rest is all Cat."

[zapsoda]

i used my wired earbuds yesterday- they never left my room - and now i cant find them at all. in my little bedroom

[zapsoda]

anyways i bought new deodorant and i think its the same kind that the guy i like wears cause it smells like him

[zapsoda]

spoilers for the first 40 pages of maeve fly

shes from socal and she thinks its better than every other place on earth. her grandmother was an old hollywood star, extremely beautiful, unnaturally blond hair with blue eyes, and she looks exactly like her. shes different from everyone else. shes not like other girls, shes better. she jacks off simultaneously to gay porn, a wolf hunting a rabbit, and her own catfish text conversations with a middle aged republican mom whose life she is going to ruin. she thinks she knows everything about someone just by looking at them, and that that makes everyone else boring. but shes not boring, for the reasons mentioned above.

you know what impresses her though? a doll head attached to a toy crocodile with blood and a marquis de sade quote carved into it. thats chic.

her narration of the book is very conversational which pisses me off more. imagine this girl talking to you. nightmarish

[zapsoda]

i want to explain why i hate her but to do so would essentially be to summarize everything ive read so far

[pudulogy]

[zapsoda]

this girl is fucking unbearable 😭

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[mangonetics]

She took the sprockets to my steam machine she doin too much

[twosmall]

i didnt oil my wingnut i just swooped and geared up

[dogpuppy]

[zapsoda]

tape is actually perfect. no underboob sweat

[sir-poltergeist]

Blellow nation