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[curiouslyinquiring]

Sinusodal day

My soul was crushed all day at work. Easily the worst work day of the year. I try to do the whole be grateful for your job routine, but that's not enough to quell the brutality of the day. I was happy to roll out of there and head to my oldest's baseball game. I was happy with the way the game was going for him. No hits, but he had stayed in the box (this after jumping out at every pitch last week). Then his coach called him up to pitch. What!! I had no idea what to expect, but he looked good warming up. He threw some strikes and did what his team needed him to do. They won and he got the game ball. And the trough of my day turned into a very high peak.

[poppysplace]

heads up never done one of these before so not sure how they work?

rules: once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to answer the 54 truths about you. at the end, choose 25 some people to be tagged. you have to tag the person who tagged you. (question: if I tag the person who tagged me, do they have to do it again?? Do we go in a loop? I don't understand. corporateclone you can do this as many times as you'd like also please teach me tagging ettiquette)

What was your

last beverage: tea! I cherished it, i used up the last of the milk and now if i want another cup i have to go outside. last phone call: My manager. last text message: from my friend mayg, trying to figure out why we're friends with a flaky loser who bails on a hobbit screening! last song you listened to: I think it was a song from a playlist I titled "hipsters whining". Some weird Canadian band I think? last time you cried: confession time. I watched the flash, and the scene where barry tells joe that he's like a dad... I just cant handle shit like that

Have you ever

dated someone twice: HAH. no. been cheated on: nope. kissed someone and regretted it: no.  lost someone special: yes been depressed: I don't think so. been drunk and threw up: no. hope to keep it that way. list three favorite colors: blue, yellow, green

In 2014 have you…

made a new friend: yes, I think so! fallen out of love: no laughed until you cried: definitely met someone who changed you: I don't think so? I mean I guess it depends on how big a change you're talking, like I think I've changed quite a bit this year and lots of interactions change me so maybe? lots of people in that case. found out who your true friends are: yeah. found out someone was talking about you: yeah, everyone gossips about everyone at work. kissed anyone on your facebook friends list: no. wait, well, we were little kids so it doesn't really count right?

Firsts

first best friend: a girl with the same name as me. saw her this year for the first time in a long while, it was super weird. She's like my exact opposite. first sport you joined: Soccer when I was 6. I was really terrible at it, and at every other sport my mum forced me to join. first vacation: I guess Barcelona, since we divided our time between there and Canada. When I was just a little baby. first pair of trainers: yeah I'm curious whether anyone is going to answer this question seriously, like who knows that stuff?

Right now

drinking: the souls of all i vanquished i’m about to: plug in my phone because it's dying. I should just buy like ten chargers and have them in every room in the house to make sure I can plug in my phone without having to get up. listening to: my mother making lunch. waiting for: my book on medieval spain to arrive in the mail.

Your future

want kids: maybe. If I do it's going to be 2. get married: sure, if i'm having kids career: editor.

Which is better

lips or eyes: I don't understand this question, but I would say lips because they're helpful in eating which is necessary for survival whereas eyes are important but you can live without them. hugs or kisses: hugs shorter or taller: taller. or same height. older or younger: almost all of my friends are older than me, I started university early so I'm surrounded by them anyway. BUT I did make a friend this year whos four months younger than me so romantic or spontaneous: I don't understand any of these questions, they're not mutually exclusive. But I'm definitely not spontaneous so I guess romantic? nice stomach or nice arms: parts of the body i notice with equal frequency i would say. sensitive or loud: I've begun to realize how I view myself is like completely different from how others view me so I don't really know. sensitive? hook-up or relationship: relationship. too many trust issues. trouble-maker or hesitant: both? I'd say I'm usually hesitant but occasionally I feel rebellious and do some dumb shit. Hilariously lame dumb shit, by the way, in case you were imagining anything badass.

Have you ever

kissed a stranger: no. drank hard liquor: yup. I quite like it. I just can't take shots, I just physically can't. lost glasses/contacts: none to lose. turned someone down: yes. and very badly. I still haven't lived it down. sex on first date: again, trust issues. (no). broke someone’s heart: My father's, I think. been arrested: Nope. cried when someone died: yes.

Do you believe in

yourself: Depends on the day, depends on the hour. miracles: no. love at first sight: sort of? ish? I have a complicated theory about it. heaven: no. santa claus: I found out when I was 6 and sobbed my heart out. kiss on the first date: that depends on the other person. I'm a chicken so it will probably take many dates for me to get any courage. angels: no.

I tag: cutterburnsforscars, beanarie, and again what does it mean I have to tag whoever tagged me? (I feel like a grandmother whos just discovered the internet.) any of my few followers who would like to fill this out!

[paladincecil]

Hey, sometimes life gives you lemons. You take those lemons and turn them into lemon scented cleaner, and wash away the pain

corporate clone

[hashtaggis]

Numbers Numbers Numbers

Corporate Clone pwns Wheezy on the subject of the importance of numbers... or does he?

[hashtaggis]

On the Meteor

Wheezywaiter continues his sci-fi cliffhanger series.  The spaceship with his clones have arrived.  But what of the second group of clones that have the meteor repelling laser?  Will Wheezy and In Love Clone be able to remove the huge target on the roof of the Children's Hospital?  Will anyone believe expendable clone?  Can Corporate clone keep abreast of all these developments and will the political affiliation of In Love clone prevent him from helping?  Probably not in this episode but join us next time won't you?

[hashtaggis]

On Friday, Craig tweeted that there would be no Wheezywaiter video on that day because the video he was working on had gotten too epic.  At the time, I realized that since Wednesday's video had been to be continued that this must be one of the multipart series he promised at the beginning of the year like in January when he did the "Wigged Man" Trilogy.  Well, in the afternoon on Monday he delivered and it will be continued again and it is epic.  Here are my comments to the video that I posted to youTube:

Is Science Clone related to Doctor Clone? The Doctor is missing. So is British Clone. He should also have a Clone Who so he could have a question is plain site.  Anyway, I love that Wheezy included the clone that fell in love and left. He predates all the other clones that refuse to die. His story has been a loose end since 2010. (Still not as old as the Explosion Wednesday is not a thing but its not being a thing is a thing running gag).

Of course, the meteor could be exploded on Explosion Wednesday. That would be similar to the time that his drummer went to the beginning of time and showed that the Big Bang happened on the first Explosion Wednesday.