Last week I made it to Box Hill Cemetery. Which for some strange reason closes at 5:00pm, and in classic Grey style, I was there at 4:50 after getting on a train that somehow at 4pm was peak hour packed, with a bike. Well, I guess, lesson learned, and thanks lilydale commuters for not throwing me into the gap.
I only got these few photos as I didn’t want to be caught behind automatic closing gates with a bike, although I admit the fences were low enough that I could climb out, even with a bike. So I left, pledging to return another day. It’s very accessible as it’s only a few hundred meters away from laburnum train station, so I have no excuse not to return. I also made a brief visit to Melbourne General Cemetery (no photos I’m afraid, as I was running very late, to a very important date). Melbourne General feels like my home cemetery, I have some of my earliest, in the grounds, personal cemetary memories there and I relate to it strongly as an inner city melbournite. It also seems like it somehow has the most written lore associated with it. Take wikipedia’s list of notable burials at the site, it’s longer than the one for Rookwood Necropolis in sydney, which as a cemetary is 6 times larger and has 1 million interments. I do not know if there are actually more notable interments at one or the other, but the easily accessible resources favour Melbourne General Cemetery. While all interments are expensive, Melbourne General seems as if it would be one of the most expensive options. I say “seems as if” because the cemetery trust that governs it is doing an excellent job at obfuscating the prices. To the point that their guide on comparing prices is mostly just trying to convince you to buy funerary services directly through them, in advance. BUT YES ANYWAY, the POINT is I’m unlikely to call it home after I die so it feels weird to have such a strong attachment to it. Along with that, it’s historical significance makes it feel almost pointless to write about in any great detail as people far more skilled and numerous than I have most likely written almost every story there is to tell. So Melbourne General seems like a place that’s really just for me to enjoy alone. I won’t be interred there, I will likely write very little about it as compared to smaller, less visited cemeteries. Although my memories, it’s proximity to me and events, like historic tours do offer unique opportunities to the novice corpse writer.














