#corpsewalker au

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wait, WAIT

have you seen The Promised Neverland??? bc omggg the angst potential for Yuusha to have come from that universe

OMG HI I JUST WOKE UP WKSKSKSKSKSKAKAKEKWKSKSKS--

I never seen the Promised Neverland, tho it HAS been on my to-watch list for a while. 👀 bUT!! I do get the general concept of it!

Good lord, an AU where Yuusha came from one of the human farms in Promised Neverland?? THAT'S PRIME ANGST MATERIAL THERE, BABY!!

Oh my god, imagine Yuusha just telling everyone about the farms and how basically every child there is raised to be a demon's lunch-- Complete and utter horror, I'll tell you. (Leona and Jack never see meat the same way ever again.)

Can.. Can we call this branch AU the "Dead Neverland AU"?? Idk, I just think it sounds neat. :)

I think in the Dead Neverland AU, Yuusha is one of the kids who actually managed to escape along with a few others, but got betrayed and was left for dead by another kid as a "distraction". (Cue DN!Yuusha having trust issues.)

DN!Yuusha is more resourceful and physical fit than regular Yuusha, so they will be more independent and secretive about their "condition". They're also more.. cruel?? manipulative?? malevolent??? than regular Yuusha, too. Hey, you gonna do what you gonna do in order to survive in a world full of murderous mamas and bloodthirsty demons.

They're also a LOT younger than regular Yuusha by 4 years since the demon want more "fresher" meat. (Regular Yuusha is 16, just like Ace and Deuce. While DN!Yuusha is 12. Lol, good luck to Crowley because he's now taking care of an angsty, traumatized 12 year old with trust issues and a knife.)

aLSO!!!!-- I want to see Yuusha reacting to the wonderful mess that is Twisted Wonderland!! What I can see in the anime, the Promised Neverland seems kinda dull and plain. So, seeing and experiencing a lot of fun, colorful things is one way to make Yuusha open up their undead heart. :, )

DN!Yuusha getting to try their first cupcake/tart with Riddle and Trey. Playing Magishift with Jack and Leona. Eating seafood for the first time and having to play the piano with Azul. Taking dance lessons with Jamil and riding into the sunset on the magic carpet with Kalim.

Wearing extravagant clothes that they only see in storybooks with Pomefiore, and Vil fussing over their health and appearance just like all the other mamas. Seeing technology for the first time and having random gaming matches with Idia. Getting to see Malleus doing magic tricks for them and Lilia reading bedtime stories.

Just Yuusha getting to experience what it's like to be a child again with their new big siblings by their side.

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What would happen if Yuusha was bored and decided to join forces with Floyd in pranking the whole NRC students + staff.

Let me summarize it for you in one picture and one word.

Anarchy.

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hi i recently came across your corpse walker au and it just SPEAKS TO ME!!! PLEASE THE ANGST AND THE MEMES AT THE SAME TIME?? SIGN ME UP!! omg now i think about it,,if yuusha participates in the happy beans day event their team would technically win because yuusha could just take a body part off and YEET it towards the harp thingie

Haha, yes, join in with the angst and memes. In this place, we love to see Yuusha both suffer and thrive. :)

Unfortunately, I haven't seen/read the Happy Beans Day event, so I can't write much for it. Sorry, all I know is that they fought each other with giant pea shooters maidnipnsoincipndpinidnind--

In theory, Yuusha would be very good at sneaking around and ambushing people! They're very quiet and very difficult to shoot at because of their small figure and speed. (Finally, an actual advantage to their shortness.)

Too bad that Yuusha is literally skinny as a beanpole and has shitty stamina, but let's pretend to ignore that for the sake of this ask. :)

Not to mention, if you apply the whole semi-omnipotent body detachment thing, Yuusha will be ten times more deadly. They're already hard enough to deal with, now Cater has to deal with their creepy crawly hands?!

Needless to day, Azul was very happy with Yuusha's quick and efficient performance in battle.

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Imagine Yuusha going while with pranks during both 1st April and during halloween.

Bro, for Halloween, Yuusha doesn't need a Halloween costume. They ARE the Halloween costume.

Random Person: Hahahahaha! Oh, wow! I really like your costume, how do you make the makeup so real?

Yuusha: Twenty seven stabs wounds to the gut and chest is usually the bare minimum of what I do.

RP, confused: ???

Yuusha: Oh, I meant corn syrup and face clay! Hahahaha, I'm totally not an actual zombie! Don't worry about it. :)

During Halloween, Yuusha would just.. flop down face-first upon random places and scare people into thinking that they found an actual corpse. (I mean, they technically ARE a walking and breathing zombie. It isn't that off fetched.)

By the time that April 1st comes around and more people know about Yuusha's secret feral side, NRC has dreading for this day. But surprise, surprise!! Yuusha is actually fairly normal around that time of year! They just study and goes around the school doing errands for Crowley, completely indifferent to the pranks and shenanigans around them.

But oh, little did they that Yuusha actually set up the greatest prank of all!! They just have to wait for their trap to be set in motion.

So, just before the last bell rings for today... Boom! Everyone's suddenly covered in baby powder!

Baby powder in the lockers. Baby powser in everyone's suits and shoes. Baby powder in their school bags. Baby powder in Riddle's tea. Baby powder in Vil's lotion. There's even baby powder on Malleus' dorm throne! Everyone started to blame and accuse one another, spells are being casted and Vil screeching with his powder-caked face.

All while one undead students sits quietly in the background, giggling to themselves silently with an empty bottle of baby powder in their hand.

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Imagine after leonas overblot during the sport whos name I cannot remember when Grim hits then with the frisbee only for them to notice that the body and head are separated. Cue everyone trying to hide what's going on while full panic mode.

Once again, I must regretfully ruin your dreams by saying that Yuusha's head did NOT go flying off during the Magishift tournament. 😔👊

Crewel and the NRC nurses had to drag them to the school's infirmary because Yuusha's leg got ripped off and their whole ribcage was exposed. Needless to say, that new NRC medical intern is now scarred for life.

Crowley, despite being a caring and overly affectionate bird dad, is VERY conscious about maintaining NRC's reputation. And since Yuusha respects (c'mon, crowley gave them an entire fucking dormitory to stay in AND lets them a weekly allowance. How could they NOT be grateful for this man?), Yuusha would do everything to help protect that reputation.

But it doesn't mean that they won't try to stop scrolling around NRC during nighttime~ (They gave a lot of students nightmares by doing that.)

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and omg if Yuusha was amab, they could totally recreate the "MY DICK FELL OFF" vine, except actually for real this time lmao

Lucky for you, my version of Yuusha actually IS amab, but they prefer gender neutral pronouns.

Omg, what if Twisted Wonderland doesn't have vines, and when Yuusha tries to recreate the "MY DICK FELL OFF" meme, Deuce and Ace would take it seriously aijsijwihxinishihx--

The MC trio (and Grim): *barges into Crewel's office with Yuusha hung over Deuce's shoulder* PROFESSOR CREWEL!!!--

Crewel, exasperated: What is it now, you three?

Deuce: YUU'S DICK FELL OFF!

Crewel: ... Yuusha. Explain. Now.

Yuusha: ...

Yuusha, sweating: okay, funny story--

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lmao imagine Che'nya doing the whole disappearing body parts thing and Yuusha just goes, "oh i can do that too!" and just yanks off her hand or head or something

Che'nya when Yuusha casually rips their arm off:

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The students and staff thought they had trauma already.

Yuusha: Yo here I am to give y'all more trauma with my removable body parts.

everyone else: Well shit...

Also on another note how would RSA react to Yuusha just yeeting their body parts and being a decomposing yet living human?

NRC thinks they're slick by summoning someone from another world to be their therapist, but instead got an undead, secretly traumatized prankster. Crewel demands a refund.

And about RSA... Well, when Neige and the RSA mobs first met Yuusha, it was daytime. So Yuusha just looks like this nice, friendly, and petite person who's the manager of Vil's VDC team. Sure, they're a bit gloomy-looking and makes weird jokes, but Neige thinks that they're so nice and just awfully cute!!

(Cue Yuusha trying to place their fallen eye back into their eyesocket behind Neige's back.)

On the other hand, Crewel and Trein has strictly forbid Yuusha from yeeting their dismembered limbs at students by Crewel forcing regen potions down Yuusha's throat and Trein's disappointed fatherly stare. (AKA one of the few things that truly scares Yuusha.)

Is Yuusha mad about it? Kinda. They know that Crowley doesn't want NRC''s reputation to be ruin, so they try to be on their best behavior.. But they also wanna have fun! C'mon, bird man, let Yuusha have their fun!!